[088] [voice/action/4th wall SMAAAASH]

[priceoftruth]

[...why are all of my characters leaving the high school for this event.

WELL, HERE'S AN ED, leaving the high school with some notes in hand and stopping cold for a second when he sees the new people.]

This is--

[...] Shit. Again?!

((ooc: anything goes, with an added commentlog/action bonus! BUG HIM FOREVER ♥))

Comments

Hughes has to troll through the Fourth Wall.

[idkmybffroy]

[ OH SHIT IT'S A HUGHES GET BACK IN THE- too late. ]

EDWARD~!

this is totally, completely and utterly 100% JUST. AS. PLANNED.

[priceoftruth]

[Oh god I recognize that voice. NO ESCAPE. NO SALVATION. LOVE IS OVERRRR.]

L-- ...Brigadier General Hughes?!

GASP.

[idkmybffroy]

[ People and their 'Brigadier General', jeez. BUT he'll take what he can get. ]

He recognizes me, then~! Excellent! [ Now. ] I don't suppose you could tell me where I am?

[priceoftruth]

[yeah well that's what happens when you get promoted, dude]

Who wouldn't? [You're hard to forget, you know. All that daddy-ing behavior and the, you know, DYING and all.]

It's called Discedo. The city, that is. We're not in Amestris or anywhere nearby...this is a planet --or world, if you want to put it that way-- called Fortuna.

[idkmybffroy]

Aa, you never know in places like this~ [ Oh pshawwwwww. >> ]

[ Hrm. ] Is it, now?

[priceoftruth]

'Places like this.' Are you at another one? [Well it's true. And it's entirely your own damn fault. Except, uh. Kind of not at all.]

Yeah. You don't recognize it?

[idkmybffroy]

Well, I was just taking up in a place called Luceti. [ The place that gave him...little blue wings. Out of affection, obv. :|b ] Quite the difference from this city, I'll admit.

[ Looking around. At like, everything. ] Can't say I do!

[priceoftruth]

Luceti? Never heard of it. What's it like?

[...He'll just be noticing those wings now because, lol. wings. also possibly pointing at them] --What the hell're those?!

[idkmybffroy]

Charming little village contained in a barrier- forest, lakes, a desert, flaming trees raining upon the unsuspecting citizens~ this is certainly a break from that occurrence, though!

[ Hm. Oh yeah those are there. ] Those would be wings, Edward.

[priceoftruth]

Flaming trees. Sounds almost as great as this place.

[dfhgjhfd] I know what they are! How did they-- how did you--!

[idkmybffroy]

Then I'm sure I'll be fully integrated in no time.

[ This is why he trolls you. Frowning back at them a little. ] I still haven't been able to figure that part out.

1/2

[priceoftruth]

...Heh. I wouldn't be surprised -- that's how it worked before. [Translation: he's glad to see you even in spite of the trolling]

[priceoftruth]

So they're just-- random wings. What are they for...? Does everyone have them where you came from?

[idkmybffroy]

That they do. Newcomers are dropped in various areas, unconscious and in clothes that don't belong to them, with a pair of very sore wings, a barcode and a journal.

It's a very inefficient system for mass-kidnapping, if you ask me. Ah, but luckily the citizens have put together a guide to help them out. Which hopefully ends up being read before they try to tear them off. [ Hughes is a troll but he knows his shit, no? ]