[what's that? time for a zap? okay then! ZZZZZZT! Ed, however, doesn't seem to be paying attention to it -- not from the sound of things at least. The first thing heard is the sound of a door shutting...and then a pause.]
[...] The hell are you still doing here?
Beats me, dood! Nothing better to do!Nothing better to-- ...tch! Get the hell out!
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Evil hands? The hell is this, some kind of joke?
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Imagine freezing and starving to death simultaneously while your soul slowly dies from never being able to have your own opinions or thoughts and just conforming to the government so that you don't get arrested or worse.
Welcome to life as a commie.
Luckily, this building has me to protect it and the people who live here! If I didn't declare it as my embassy and heroically defend it from terrible forces, you can bet Russia would've tried to take over by now and you would be drowning yourself in vodka right now.
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Right. Yeah. Lucky us.
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That's right, lucky you! I know how much fun explosives are, but if you're not going after commies or ghosts, try and be more careful with 'em in my embassy from now on, 'kay?
I mean you can go outside and blow stuff to shit all you want, just don't do it in here.
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