[038] [video]
[the video feed begins, showing off all five feet of Ed at once. He tries to cross his arms over his chest in a distinctively Not Happy gesture, but they don't exactly reach. Why, you ask?
Well. Because his costume is just a little restricting.
He's silent for a while, trying to figure out where to start but not seeming to really find a way. Then, after a while:]
...Who the fuck dresses like a tree, anyway?!
[he tries taking it off, to no avail, all the while muttering to himself]
Shit. At least I'm back to fucking normal, as if it makes things any better. Merry Whatsitmas, right. Fuck. This couldn't get much--
[zzt!]
DAMN IT!!
Well. Because his costume is just a little restricting.
He's silent for a while, trying to figure out where to start but not seeming to really find a way. Then, after a while:]
...Who the fuck dresses like a tree, anyway?!
[he tries taking it off, to no avail, all the while muttering to himself]
Shit. At least I'm back to fucking normal, as if it makes things any better. Merry Whatsitmas, right. Fuck. This couldn't get much--
[zzt!]
DAMN IT!!