here's an idea, you be Joanne and I'll be Maureen, and we can fight and dance and sing together and throw ourselves parties because you're respnsible and Imma crazy son of a bitch...except maybe it should be the other way 'round, you seem more like the actress, I'll be the lawyer.
yeah. Summer is opportune. We can do it annnnnyyyyyyttiiiiimmmmmeeeeeee DOUBLE ENTENDRE!!!! WHEEEE!!!!! if we were anymore awesome, we would have penis's and still like guys.
Penises are scary though sometimes. And can you imagine the flapping action? SO BAD. It's just a disaster. I mean, come on. What if you like, accidentally pinched your balls between your thighs? Massive ball hematoma. It hurts me just to think about it.
Gay guys do rock though. But we can be, er, lesbian girls, and still like guys. Which would make us bi. Which might not be such a new thing.
here's an idea, you be Joanne and I'll be Maureen, and we can fight and dance and sing together and throw ourselves parties because you're respnsible and Imma crazy son of a bitch...except maybe it should be the other way 'round, you seem more like the actress, I'll be the lawyer.
i love you s'more
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I can be an actress and a lawyer. I can even be an actress acting as a lawyer. Or an actress's lawyer.
What am I rambling about?
It sounds like a spectacular idea.
It didn't really fall apart though. It's good.
Let's throw lingerie/sex/karaoke parties. YES.
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we need to have the sex party.
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time is a'wastin'.
did i do that right with the apostrophes? jeez.
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DOUBLE ENTENDRE!!!!
WHEEEE!!!!!
if we were anymore awesome, we would have penis's and still like guys.
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And can you imagine the flapping action? SO BAD. It's just a disaster. I mean, come on. What if you like, accidentally pinched your balls between your thighs? Massive ball hematoma. It hurts me just to think about it.
Gay guys do rock though. But we can be, er, lesbian girls, and still like guys. Which would make us bi. Which might not be such a new thing.
I'm cutting out the talking now.
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