My Boy...
Who...
- Scored 44 points tonight
- Has an average of 30.1 points per game?
- Will get an average of 236.9 carnations between now and February 8?
- Patted my frickin' arm at the dance?
- ...not to mention humped my dates as he tried to get through during "Roses seem to smell like poo poo?"
None other than ...
Dominic Frickin' James, Biatch!