Peter on my roommate having her baby, and getting both out of the house next weekend...

[prez_smith]

Tyngsboro Police (1:01:45 PM): Will the heron put the girl in the hospital for a weekend?
Tyngsboro Police (1:01:56 PM): cuz the stork certainly will.
MasNoMas (1:02:18 PM): It will if I jam it beak first into her vagina.