First Take

[previousmodel]

{WARNING: THE FOLLOWING ENTRY ISN'T FUNNY OR CLEVER. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.}

Oh my god...Nate? Where am I? Last thing I remember was...oh hell...Nate, are you out there?

[muffled cursing]

-No camera, no wallet, no money...

If this is some stupid joke-

[more muffled cursing]

HEY, IS ANYONE OUT THERE?

Comments

[bustydefense]

Nate? There is someone named Nate here...

[previousmodel]

I just met up with him, yeah. You know Nate?

[bustydefense]

Oh good! You must be the woman he's been worried about.

[previousmodel]

He's been worried about me? I thought so.

[bustydefense]

Very much so.