Prompt Fill - One Of The Guys
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Generaly season two, up to episode 18
Written for this prompt: After Kurt comes back to McKinley, the Glee guys feel that they have been awful friends. They decide that the best way to rectify is this is to spend a weekend watching gay porn with him.
After all, they all watch regular porn together, so why should Kurt feel left out? Also, some of them are curious about how gay sex might work, and they want to understand Kurt better, so. Gay Sex Weekend (as Puck proudly dubs it) is a go.
Kurt reacts with understandable horror when Puck, Sam, Mike and Artie show up on his doorstep, armed with DVDs and hopeful smiles. He is absolutely NOT interested in being 'one of the guys' if this is what it entails, but they cheerfully manhandle him into complying. He ends up sandwiched between Puck and Sam on the sofa, hiding his eyes in mortification.
Bonus 1: Finn refuses to take part (because they're brothers, not because it's too gay), but keeps hovering around the TV room anyway, curious in spite of himself.
Bonus 2: Kurt's issues with sex are revealed to the guys, and misguided support/comfort ensues. One of them offers to show him how to masturbate.
Optional Bonus: Glee guys orgy. I'm fine with just bromance, but wouldn't say no to actual sex ;)
"Err…" Kurt blinked, staring with wide eyes at the small group huddled at his doorstep, "What…what are you guys doing here? Finn's not due back for half an hour or so, so-" He froze, eyes finally landing on the stack of DVD's in Puck's hands. Awkward silence seeped into the air for a solid moment before Sam cleared his throat.
"Can we come in? It's kinda cold,"
Kurt nodded numbly, moving away from the door to let the others through, avoiding eye contact with them all. "So, my birthday isn't for another few months. If that's what those….those are for."
He really wasn't prepared for this conversation.
"Your birthday? What? No, why would we get you porn for your birthday?" Artie snorted and shook his head.
"It just, ah, seems like the sort of thing Puck might do," Kurt shrugged helplessly. "Also, it'd explain why you're all stood in my house. With Gay Porn." He forced a short laugh, "Is this a joke or something?"
Mike shook his head, frowning, "No, Kurt, we just thought, you know, we should make some effort. To understand you. And your…preferences," he shuffled awkwardly and rubbed the back of his neck.
"My preferences," Kurt stated, hands on hips.
"Hey now, Princess," Puck smirked, "Don't go getting offended. This is for your benefit. And Sam's since he was curious,"
"Puck!" Sam scowled, cheeks blushing tomato red, "Not cool, dude,"
Puck looked at him, "You were scanning the backs with lustful eyes, man, don't deny,"
Kurt shook his head, trying to make sense of what was going on, "You want to give me Porn. Why?"
"We don't want to give you porn," Artie said, then when Kurt looked sceptically at the Dvd's, "We want to watch it with you,"
"Like a Gay Porn Weekend," Puck smiled proudly, as if someone should pat him on the head.
"Wha?" Kurt spluttered, "You-but, NO!"
"Why not?" Puck frowns, "Your parent's aren't home right? Right, so, c'mon, lets get it set up!"
"Because! I don't…porn is….oh my god," Kurt's shoulders slumped down and he blinked at the floor, "This is so wrong,"
"We thought it'd be nice. Some male bonding, y'know, we weren't really good to you before the transfer so this is to make up for it. We do this all the time, but with straight porn. Or lesbians, cuz that shit is hot," Puck grinned, nudging Sam with an elbow.
"I don't want to be one of the guys, not if this is what you do! I'll stick to my girly sleepover's thank you very much," Kurt tried to usher them out of the door but Puck and Mike exchanged glances and after handing the DVD's to Artie, they each took one of his elbows and walked him over to the living room, gently placing him on the couch. Sam sat on his other side, with Mike at one end, then Puck sat on Kurt's left.
Artie rolled over to the DVD player and after a few minutes of fiddling, the TV flickered to life. "This is so wrong," Kurt repeated miserably, covering his face with his hands.
"You'll enjoy it, we swear," Puck promised, grinning down at Kurt when he peeked through his fingers.
The opening scene started and Kurt recognised a class room set up, with a 'teacher' at the front desk and two 'students' doing what looked like detention work.
If Kurt had been religious he'd have begged God for mercy.
"Guys," Kurt started, "This really isn't needed. Really." His heart was beating faster, but not from being excited. He was nervous, he'd only really talked to Blaine about his insecurity with sex and all that. He bites his lip, looking everywhere but the screen, "Please, we can turn a...a game on, or something, you can order pizza, i'll have my organic salad bowl and..." he blinked up at Puck who's eyes are fixed on the screen. Kurt glanced for a second, to see what was so amazing and gave a little shreik when he saw one of the studants with his tounge up the teachers' ass.
Before he knew it, Kurt had his head burrowed into Puck's side, trying to subconciously mould himself to the taller boy.
The film paused, the room became silent, "Kurt... are you alright?" Artie asked softly, his tone hesitant and concerned.
"I don't...I'm not comfortable with sex." Kurt's muffled voice squeaked out, he heard some shuffling about and pulled his face out of Puck's jumper to see the ND boys gathered around him.
"Why?" Puck asked, patting his back awkwardly, "Is there anything we can do?"
"Not unless you can teach me," Kurt snorted and shook his head, eyes lowered to the floor. In the silence that followed, the boys all exchanged glances.
"We could," Sam finally said, "I mean, I can teach you some stuff, if you like."
Kurt looked up, mouth gaping slightly, "But...I'm with Blaine," He shook his head, "It wouldn't be right,"
"He wouldn't have to know," Puck shrugged, "Neither would Lauren, or Britt, or Tina," he glanced at Mike and Artie, "Right??" They both nodded solomnly.
"Tina would probably want to watch if we told her though, she wouldn't be angry," Mike pointed out.
Kurt blushed and shook his head.
"You have no idea what that means to me," he said quietly, eyes flooding with tears, "That you'd accept me enough to teach me...to touch me, it's all I wanted. I don't...I've never had guy friends. Not until Blaine, but he's my boyfriend now so it's different. All I wanted was for you all to accept me," he took in a shuddering breath and gave a watery smile. "So thank you, but I can't betray Blaine like that, or the girls," he looked at them all and wiped his face.
"We understand," Artie smiled, "Now, you said something about pizza?"
At that moment the door swung open and Finn walked in. He took in Kurt's tear stained face, the guys huddled around him and the porn, frozen on the screen.
"Am I missing something?" He asked hesitantly.
Spoilers: Generaly season two, up to episode 18
Written for this prompt: After Kurt comes back to McKinley, the Glee guys feel that they have been awful friends. They decide that the best way to rectify is this is to spend a weekend watching gay porn with him.
After all, they all watch regular porn together, so why should Kurt feel left out? Also, some of them are curious about how gay sex might work, and they want to understand Kurt better, so. Gay Sex Weekend (as Puck proudly dubs it) is a go.
Kurt reacts with understandable horror when Puck, Sam, Mike and Artie show up on his doorstep, armed with DVDs and hopeful smiles. He is absolutely NOT interested in being 'one of the guys' if this is what it entails, but they cheerfully manhandle him into complying. He ends up sandwiched between Puck and Sam on the sofa, hiding his eyes in mortification.
Bonus 1: Finn refuses to take part (because they're brothers, not because it's too gay), but keeps hovering around the TV room anyway, curious in spite of himself.
Bonus 2: Kurt's issues with sex are revealed to the guys, and misguided support/comfort ensues. One of them offers to show him how to masturbate.
Optional Bonus: Glee guys orgy. I'm fine with just bromance, but wouldn't say no to actual sex ;)
"Err…" Kurt blinked, staring with wide eyes at the small group huddled at his doorstep, "What…what are you guys doing here? Finn's not due back for half an hour or so, so-" He froze, eyes finally landing on the stack of DVD's in Puck's hands. Awkward silence seeped into the air for a solid moment before Sam cleared his throat.
"Can we come in? It's kinda cold,"
Kurt nodded numbly, moving away from the door to let the others through, avoiding eye contact with them all. "So, my birthday isn't for another few months. If that's what those….those are for."
He really wasn't prepared for this conversation.
"Your birthday? What? No, why would we get you porn for your birthday?" Artie snorted and shook his head.
"It just, ah, seems like the sort of thing Puck might do," Kurt shrugged helplessly. "Also, it'd explain why you're all stood in my house. With Gay Porn." He forced a short laugh, "Is this a joke or something?"
Mike shook his head, frowning, "No, Kurt, we just thought, you know, we should make some effort. To understand you. And your…preferences," he shuffled awkwardly and rubbed the back of his neck.
"My preferences," Kurt stated, hands on hips.
"Hey now, Princess," Puck smirked, "Don't go getting offended. This is for your benefit. And Sam's since he was curious,"
"Puck!" Sam scowled, cheeks blushing tomato red, "Not cool, dude,"
Puck looked at him, "You were scanning the backs with lustful eyes, man, don't deny,"
Kurt shook his head, trying to make sense of what was going on, "You want to give me Porn. Why?"
"We don't want to give you porn," Artie said, then when Kurt looked sceptically at the Dvd's, "We want to watch it with you,"
"Like a Gay Porn Weekend," Puck smiled proudly, as if someone should pat him on the head.
"Wha?" Kurt spluttered, "You-but, NO!"
"Why not?" Puck frowns, "Your parent's aren't home right? Right, so, c'mon, lets get it set up!"
"Because! I don't…porn is….oh my god," Kurt's shoulders slumped down and he blinked at the floor, "This is so wrong,"
"We thought it'd be nice. Some male bonding, y'know, we weren't really good to you before the transfer so this is to make up for it. We do this all the time, but with straight porn. Or lesbians, cuz that shit is hot," Puck grinned, nudging Sam with an elbow.
"I don't want to be one of the guys, not if this is what you do! I'll stick to my girly sleepover's thank you very much," Kurt tried to usher them out of the door but Puck and Mike exchanged glances and after handing the DVD's to Artie, they each took one of his elbows and walked him over to the living room, gently placing him on the couch. Sam sat on his other side, with Mike at one end, then Puck sat on Kurt's left.
Artie rolled over to the DVD player and after a few minutes of fiddling, the TV flickered to life. "This is so wrong," Kurt repeated miserably, covering his face with his hands.
"You'll enjoy it, we swear," Puck promised, grinning down at Kurt when he peeked through his fingers.
The opening scene started and Kurt recognised a class room set up, with a 'teacher' at the front desk and two 'students' doing what looked like detention work.
If Kurt had been religious he'd have begged God for mercy.
"Guys," Kurt started, "This really isn't needed. Really." His heart was beating faster, but not from being excited. He was nervous, he'd only really talked to Blaine about his insecurity with sex and all that. He bites his lip, looking everywhere but the screen, "Please, we can turn a...a game on, or something, you can order pizza, i'll have my organic salad bowl and..." he blinked up at Puck who's eyes are fixed on the screen. Kurt glanced for a second, to see what was so amazing and gave a little shreik when he saw one of the studants with his tounge up the teachers' ass.
Before he knew it, Kurt had his head burrowed into Puck's side, trying to subconciously mould himself to the taller boy.
The film paused, the room became silent, "Kurt... are you alright?" Artie asked softly, his tone hesitant and concerned.
"I don't...I'm not comfortable with sex." Kurt's muffled voice squeaked out, he heard some shuffling about and pulled his face out of Puck's jumper to see the ND boys gathered around him.
"Why?" Puck asked, patting his back awkwardly, "Is there anything we can do?"
"Not unless you can teach me," Kurt snorted and shook his head, eyes lowered to the floor. In the silence that followed, the boys all exchanged glances.
"We could," Sam finally said, "I mean, I can teach you some stuff, if you like."
Kurt looked up, mouth gaping slightly, "But...I'm with Blaine," He shook his head, "It wouldn't be right,"
"He wouldn't have to know," Puck shrugged, "Neither would Lauren, or Britt, or Tina," he glanced at Mike and Artie, "Right??" They both nodded solomnly.
"Tina would probably want to watch if we told her though, she wouldn't be angry," Mike pointed out.
Kurt blushed and shook his head.
"You have no idea what that means to me," he said quietly, eyes flooding with tears, "That you'd accept me enough to teach me...to touch me, it's all I wanted. I don't...I've never had guy friends. Not until Blaine, but he's my boyfriend now so it's different. All I wanted was for you all to accept me," he took in a shuddering breath and gave a watery smile. "So thank you, but I can't betray Blaine like that, or the girls," he looked at them all and wiped his face.
"We understand," Artie smiled, "Now, you said something about pizza?"
At that moment the door swung open and Finn walked in. He took in Kurt's tear stained face, the guys huddled around him and the porn, frozen on the screen.
"Am I missing something?" He asked hesitantly.