Contact: Gilbert Beilschmidt
"Oh~ Who's the awesomest guy this side of the sea?
GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT!
Awesome and handsome and fearsome is he!
GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT!
If absolute awesome be something you wish
GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT!
Get down on your knees and do as he wish!
GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT
GILBEEEEEEERT BEILSCHMIIIIIIIDT!!
KESESESESESESESESESESE!!
TELL ME HOW AWESOME I AM NOW!
*BEEP*"
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