I was awesome today, no doubt about that. I could have said the same thing about the first week of school, but then I'd be lying. First week was so. Fucking. BORING. If I could, I would have skipped all of last week. There was nothing to do, but getting-to-know-you's, which would have been more fun if the getting-to-know-you's were well, more fucking fun for all. Where's the Human Scavenger's Hunt? The ice breakers? The free booze?? I could dream, can't I? All we got was lame laying-down-the-law types of introductions from the teachers. BO~RI~NG~ Teachers, Professors! INNOVATION! IT IS YOUR FRIEND! And so is the Internet. There are so many things you can find here about making the first days of school fun. For example:
First-Day-of-School Icebreakers Help Students and Teachers Warm Up!
Icebreakers, Warmups,Energizers, & Deinhibitizers
First Day of School Ice-BreakersLook at the last website. Nothing like a t-shirt to express yourself.
These shirts rule. I particularly want the one that says "Life is too short to drink shitty beer". Definitely making a t-shirt like that if we we're to have that t-shirt ice breaker shit. Das Leben ist zu kurz um scheiss Bier zu trinken. Or Jeezus, just order from the website! WTH! THAT T-SHIRT IS MINE!
The Internet. So fucking awesome. Almost in the same league with my own awesomeness.
Almost.
On to official things. NEWSPAPER CLUB PEOPLE! I NEED YOUR UNDIVIDED ATTENTION!!
This is His Awesomeness, your Editor-in-Chief speaking. We need to meet ASAP this week. The first issue has to come out soon and that can't happen if no one's working on it. So I want to know who I would be expecting to see in the War Room for the first staff meeting. Tell me when you're all free so we could set up a date, but NO weekends, NO late nights OR early mornings, unless there's an emergency. Are you insane? You can go fuck off and not come back if you're going to suggest something that inhumane. I have a life, you know? And it's fan-fucking-tastic, unlike maybe some of you.
Meeting Agenda:
1. Welcome/Members' Introduction (yes, there will be an ice breaker thingie. No t-shirts though.)
2. Discussion of Present State of Newspaper
3. Discussion of Changes, etc.
a. New Members (recruitment, testing, etc.)
b. New School Newspaper Name (we need a new one. Give me suggestions. Make it good!)
c. New Sections for the Paper (Suggestions are welcome.)
4. Comments, Suggestions, Announcements, Violent Reactions, Insane Ramblings, Annoying
Side-Comments, Happy Greetings, Infernal Whining, etc, etc, etc,
5. Meeting Summary
6. Next Meeting's Topics for Discussion
7. Close Meeting.
Questions? Comments? Complaints?
Drop me a comment.
GO!
Damn West and his lists. I have been reading his emails far too much. >___>