Cheney: first blood part 2

[pretzelsalt]

Okay - everyone and their hunting buddy now knows Cheney shot some dude while hunting for farm raised wild game the other day. . .old news now.

However - a few moments ago it was announced that the hunting buddy had a heart attack and is back in urgent care!Feel free to speculate

Comments

[pretzelsalt]

Well they have done a good job of making it seem like he didn't do anything wrong.

The story has been of the "merely a flesh wound" variety - but now "birdshot lodged in heart"???? That does not sound like just breaking the skin to me!

Also - I am almost convinced Cheney shot the guy in the face 12 times and then ripped his chest open and ate his heart before it stopped....but then I don't have my own radio show - so the truth will never be out there.

I am also amused by the detail that came out about Cheney not having a $7 hunting permit for the trip.

I wonder if he has fallen on hard times? Perhaps I should paypall him $7 and a candy vday heart?

...then again, he might shoot me.

Re: *singing*

[pretzelsalt]

HAHAHHAHAHHA!

Re: *singing*

[goodlookinout]

great, now I have bon jovi stuck it my head!!!

*okay, I admit, I dont really mind that much...

Re: *singing*

[askwhy]

SHOT THRU THE HEART, AND YOU'RE TO BLAME

why why why did I ever read that comment?

that song will play in my head now for some unacceptable amount of time.

pretzelsalt, why are you laughing, this is NOT FUNNY.

*runs away*

Re: *singing*

[pretzelsalt]

It's funny like slamming your elbow into a blunt object is funny.

*wipes tears*

[i_dreamed_i_was]

Oh, Pretzel! You're saltily good!

[hope_persists]

i keep picturing cheney wearing a diaper and seeing himself as cupid. except instead of a love arrow, it's buckshot to the heart.