HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHsFDFSFS

[prettyxplease]

Poem About Man-Whores
By: Ray, Bakes, Stiff, Pace
September 23, 2004

Home is lame
BJ has no game
Roff chews tobacco
Hotpock is just wacko!!

Home has no balls
BJ never calls
Roff sleeps with hoes
Hotpock wears no clothes

Home is “too busy”
BJ is in a tizzy
Roff has hats
Hotpock uses gym mats

Home is an awkward one
All BJ knows is “get’n er done”
Roff tells lies
Hotpock eats too many fucking pies

Home “liked” Em Sud
BJ is just crude
Roff is too tall
Hotpock is fucking small

Home makes mad faces
BJ studies FB cases
Roff is on a sports team
Hotpock climbed up a beam

Home hides under his mom
BJ thinks Huron’s dumb
Roff slapped on a new hat
Hotpock hates all the fucking cats

Home will never learn
BJ is someone you shouldn’t yearn
Roff lives in the Mount
Hotpock needs to learn how to count

Home has lame pants
BJ doesn’t even know how to dance
Roff looks after cattle
Hotpock is someone Pacey’s mind must battle

Home is all over the place
BJ bleached his shag to help his ug-o face
Roff has a hot bro
Hotpock’s penis is prob only as big as a toe

Home’s friends are clearly lameass
BJ’s life is all about gym class
Roff is like “hey, I’m a tallbear”
Hotpock removes his hair with NAIR

Home has uncool hats
BJ only goes for young bear cats
Roff and his sis are BFF
Hotpock dances in treble clef