Oct 22, 2005 00:00
oh my god
scariest/sexiest night of life
kate, bronx, sala and i proceeded to FEAR FEST after dance and it was SO WELL DONE and SO EFFING SCURRY! I have no voice left now because I shrieked so much.
Ah it was just so good. I thoguht it would be corny but I was geniunely scared.
plus it was sweet cause there were hardly any lines at all for rides
and so many sweet haunted mazes things where people would jump out at you and ohhh god
we got there and this albino man (literally albino, red eyes, pale skin... ME?!:)
I stared at him and started to run away becasue I was terrified. And then there was a man with spikey hair and scary makeup and he stared Kate and I down because i shouted out "HEY BEAUTIFUL" so he chased us :|
there was this maze with all these cars that were crashed and the windows were fogged and a guy from inside a crashed car would slam his hand against the window when you walked past OH MY GOD i gripped everyone's hands so hard. my heart was beating like no other mother.
the scariest was the really long maze and there was a part where you were in complete and utter dark and things were hanging and it felt like ther was a MOUSE on my face and then you go through this tunnel and you have to practically CRAWL to get through it. oh god! and then this guy in a cloak with a scary face.. and A MAN WITH A CHAINSAW and OH GOD! We made this couple go in front of us so we wouldn't be alone and the woman was so funny and she kept pinching her boyfriend and shrieking.
Kate, Bronx and I found a PRIME man and we assume his name must be Zach because he was so damn fine we just kept staring and wanting to kiss him and love him. He would shake his shag and be cute and we were in love but this random fugly slut was kissing him and we were angry because he was truly beautiful. Kate told me to touch his bum, but I didn't.
"if i wasn't in it for your face i would be like this: *stares at chest* HEY STEPH"
oh what a classic.
so then it turns out we saw him in the light and he had massive caterpillar eyebrows.
but in the dark................primely beautiful and we all wanted to love him.
All of the rollercoasters were so much better in the dark!
I got to ride with Kate on the BAT (SHE WAS A BAT VIRGIN--I LOVE RIDING WITH VIRGINS HAHAFHADF:)
"THIS IS MUST BE WHAT SEX IS LIKE WITH A DUREX SHIEK CONDOM!!!!!!!"
mid-rollercoaster: "OH GOD, I HAVE NEVER BEEN DONE LIKE THIS:|"
HAHAHAhahaha oh myg od clsasic lines
plus my bra came undone on the wild beast (just like when the bat took off kath's bra)
Also a highlight of our night, probably getting hit on by the pizza pizza man.
"OH I love when beautiful ladies come in here. It makes my job so much better. How are you ladies doing tonight"
"Oh, we are damn fine."
"That's amazing, I'm good too."
"Oh i know, it's because we came in, right sir?"
"YEAH"
Oh i loved the whole night.
Can i tell you something adorable? My dad and I were listening to Aerosmith - Don't wanna miss a thing in the car and he says:
"I like that song. It reminds me of when you were a little baby and I would stand over your crib and watch you peacefully sleeping."
OH MY GOD <333
i almost cried.
that is just... that's just precious.
well i work tomorrow with good ol' gabbers
AND A BIG OL' HAT
i'llsee you all tomorrow:)
i love you
your skin like porcelain, one pair of candy lips, and your bubblegum tongue