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We AKA Bear and Baker Stanley. We're currently engaging in things better left un said. Three young hoodlums are outside of the door in the living room watching porn and one, named Jonhead, remarked: DONT TOUCH MY BALLS OR I'LL BITE YOUR NECK OFF!!!!!!!
Then, we peered our heads out the door, only to discover that one named 'James' was whipping Licorice at us... it hit Bear RIGHT IN THE FACE. Much like my dad does sometimes. But not always. SO, we watched some skater boys and one had long SPIDER LEGS, much like Taylor Hanson. I like purple hats. He was wearing one AKA "mat" aka there was this guy with spider legs and a purple hat and he knew how it was done AKA I'm going to be a milf when I'm older cause I look like im 99 already. and I'm also a demented olsen twin.
SO: "Big cock to titty tots... OH SHIT *rolls eyes* I'M SO KRUNK RIGHT NOW *takes another shot*"
Bodacious tata's to BIG COCK! OH SHIT I'm TANKED
Bear doesn't have a train to ride yet.... and even if she did it would not be a speedtrain, it would be one of those cabooses. ANYWHO, Jon and James are making out in the living room while Beast watches and ...Re arranges her stamp collection in the order of which has most colour. While she's doing that, Ticker aka Tuffy is riding her like you wouldnt believe.
Mrs. Pig just opened our door, peered in, and remarked: OHHAWWWWWWWW!! <3
then shut the door abruptly and left. She was prob cuddling Glynn <3333
SO, in conclusion, Bear is departing me for the big NORTH BAY to be with friends and lovers. She rested her midget hand on my shoulder and said.. "Bakes, tell me again..That we'll be lovers and friends...tell me agian.."
James is EFFING SCARY. We were casually sitting here, in the computer room, minding our own business when I SEE THE DOORKNOB START TO TURN SLOWLY :| VERY SLOWLY. SO WE TURNED AND THEN EMBRACED EACH OTHER AND MADE OUR EYES WIDE.
SO THEN JAMES OPENED THE DOOR AND SHOWED HIS PEARLY WHITES IN A "SCARY-ASS CLOWN-LOOKING WAY" DAMNIT TO HELL HES DOING IT AGAIN AS I TYPE. HES ONE SCARY MOFO. Oh man
anywho, we're gonna go wash our undawears.
BYE :)
How you doin
We AKA Bear and Baker Stanley. We're currently engaging in things better left un said. Three young hoodlums are outside of the door in the living room watching porn and one, named Jonhead, remarked: DONT TOUCH MY BALLS OR I'LL BITE YOUR NECK OFF!!!!!!!
Then, we peered our heads out the door, only to discover that one named 'James' was whipping Licorice at us... it hit Bear RIGHT IN THE FACE. Much like my dad does sometimes. But not always. SO, we watched some skater boys and one had long SPIDER LEGS, much like Taylor Hanson. I like purple hats. He was wearing one AKA "mat" aka there was this guy with spider legs and a purple hat and he knew how it was done AKA I'm going to be a milf when I'm older cause I look like im 99 already. and I'm also a demented olsen twin.
SO: "Big cock to titty tots... OH SHIT *rolls eyes* I'M SO KRUNK RIGHT NOW *takes another shot*"
Bodacious tata's to BIG COCK! OH SHIT I'm TANKED
Bear doesn't have a train to ride yet.... and even if she did it would not be a speedtrain, it would be one of those cabooses. ANYWHO, Jon and James are making out in the living room while Beast watches and ...Re arranges her stamp collection in the order of which has most colour. While she's doing that, Ticker aka Tuffy is riding her like you wouldnt believe.
Mrs. Pig just opened our door, peered in, and remarked: OHHAWWWWWWWW!! <3
then shut the door abruptly and left. She was prob cuddling Glynn <3333
SO, in conclusion, Bear is departing me for the big NORTH BAY to be with friends and lovers. She rested her midget hand on my shoulder and said.. "Bakes, tell me again..That we'll be lovers and friends...tell me agian.."
James is EFFING SCARY. We were casually sitting here, in the computer room, minding our own business when I SEE THE DOORKNOB START TO TURN SLOWLY :| VERY SLOWLY. SO WE TURNED AND THEN EMBRACED EACH OTHER AND MADE OUR EYES WIDE.
SO THEN JAMES OPENED THE DOOR AND SHOWED HIS PEARLY WHITES IN A "SCARY-ASS CLOWN-LOOKING WAY" DAMNIT TO HELL HES DOING IT AGAIN AS I TYPE. HES ONE SCARY MOFO. Oh man
anywho, we're gonna go wash our undawears.
BYE :)