32 weeks, 3 days
I'm pregnant as fuck.
My parents just went out to eat, I want what they are having.
I'm also miserable as fuck (physically). I'm pretty much 100% officially bed ridden as of yesterday. I went to my doctor's appointment.. saw that the baby is okay.. she's 4 lbs 0 oz.. lots of brains.. still female.. all that shit.. then as SOON as I walked out of the doc's office my back just shit on me. I had to sit in a completely retarded position all the way home in the car so that I didn't absolutely lose it, then I literally cried myself to sleep (shoot me now) because my back felt like it was being taken apart.. one disk at a time. Wtf. Hate it.
Being in bed all day brings me WAY too close to my television. "Oh Megan! You should read something!" Yeah, I'd be more than willing to do that if I could hold my fucking head up for more than 10 minutes.
Oh yeah, and Lucy has flipped over so now she's head down.. which means it looks like I'll be ruining my vagina as opposed to being cut open and having a really radical video to show my friends. A lot of people say it's better to pop the baby on out through the good ol' vag-o.. but seriously.. I was real excited about them ripping into my guts.
Not too much longer now, and the most beautiful human being in the universe will be here. woot.
My parents just went out to eat, I want what they are having.
I'm also miserable as fuck (physically). I'm pretty much 100% officially bed ridden as of yesterday. I went to my doctor's appointment.. saw that the baby is okay.. she's 4 lbs 0 oz.. lots of brains.. still female.. all that shit.. then as SOON as I walked out of the doc's office my back just shit on me. I had to sit in a completely retarded position all the way home in the car so that I didn't absolutely lose it, then I literally cried myself to sleep (shoot me now) because my back felt like it was being taken apart.. one disk at a time. Wtf. Hate it.
Being in bed all day brings me WAY too close to my television. "Oh Megan! You should read something!" Yeah, I'd be more than willing to do that if I could hold my fucking head up for more than 10 minutes.
Oh yeah, and Lucy has flipped over so now she's head down.. which means it looks like I'll be ruining my vagina as opposed to being cut open and having a really radical video to show my friends. A lot of people say it's better to pop the baby on out through the good ol' vag-o.. but seriously.. I was real excited about them ripping into my guts.
Not too much longer now, and the most beautiful human being in the universe will be here. woot.