I DRIVE IN THE NUDE

Feb 21, 2008 22:54

  • "Jordan" [10:53 P.M.]:  My suit mates eat the toilet paper, and sleep in there
    "Jordan" [10:53 P.M.]:  I swear
    "Me:  [10:53 P.M.]:  that's when you say "hey i have a penis!" and find a tree or bush
  • Yea, I drove around the block in the nude, just to say that I drive in the nude. 
  • I finally bought my plane ticket to ARIZONA.  Westward I will fly.  Rar.
  • I am officially LEGAL to massage in the state of Indiana.  Tell everyone you know.  I have a table and I travel. 
  • I may ACTUALLY start my management training sometime soon.  yippee!
  • and.... ooh i have a new guy.  he's SOOO fucking adorable.  I want to turn him into a fur coat and wear him... only he's not so furry. but he's super cuddly and has these amazing eyes... cute.
  • Chelle loves me... and we're so much alike.  I'll be Chelle one day, you just wait.
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