Tinging and Texting {1}
Date completed: 11/06/10
Summary: Hyukjae attempts to be a secret admirer. A secret admirer through texting, that is.
Genre: romance/slash, crack, humor
Rating: PG-13 for language >>
Char/Pair: Eunhyuk/Leeteuk, with Yewook, Kyumin, Hanchul and Henhae on the side \o/ and Siwon thrown in for the lulz
For: Maxy, because we is trading fics 8D Though I'm afraid mine's a fail... ><
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Kim Ryeowook
i. hate. choir.
From: Kim Ryeowook
To: Lee Hyukjae
hahahahahahaha
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Kim Ryeowook
no. seriously dude. I. HATE. CHOIR.
From: Kim Ryeowook
To: Lee Hyukjae
but i needed someone else to suffer through this with ):
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Kim Ryeowook
BUT AT LEAST YOU SING. I DON’T SING. I DANCE, DUMMYHEAD. I DANCE.
From: Kim Ryeowook
To: Lee Hyukjae
so? you can still sing :D
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Kim Ryeowook
I DON’T WANT TO SING SONGS ABOUT POINTLESS SHIT I DON’T CARE ABOUT
From: Kim Jongwoon
To: Lee Hyukjae
>> are you texting wookie even though you guys are in the same room as each other?
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Kim Jongwoon
YES. it’s hard to talk in the middle of singing, you know.
From: Kim Ryeowook
To: Lee Hyukjae
these are fun songs to sing! like the one we just did! wasn’t that fun?
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Kim Ryeowook
no.
From: Kim Jongwoon
To: Lee Hyukjae
but you guys are both tenors…
From: Kim Ryeowook
To: Lee Hyukjae
oh come on! it was SO fun :D. you know it was fun
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Kim Jongwoon
what’s a tenor?
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Kim Ryeowook
IT WAS NOT FUN AT ALL
From: Kim Jongwoon
To: Lee Hyukjae
you guys have the same ~range of voices~
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Kim Jongwoon
ohh. i see. >.>
From: Kim Ryeowook
To: Lee Hyukjae
JUST STOP BEING A PARTY POOPER AND SING OK
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Kim Ryeowook
fuck you.
From: Kim Ryeowook
To: Lee Hyukjae
that’s not very nice.
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Kim Jongwoon
jongwoonie, hyukjae just told me to fuck myself :C
From: Kim Jongwoon
To: Lee Hyukjae
hyukkie, wookie just told me that you told him to fuck himself ):< that’s not nice
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Kim Ryeowook, Kim Jongwoon
… i swear you two are in sync or something
From: Kim Ryeowook
To: Kim Jongwoon
omg wait why is mr. kim stopping us all of a sudden?
From: Kim Jongwoon
To: Kim Ryeowook
i dunno o-o
From: Kim Ryeowook
To: Kim Jongwoon
aww look, there’s a new kid! he looks so cute!
From: Kim Jongwoon
To: Kim Ryeowook
as cute as me?
From: Kim Ryeowook
To: Kim Jongwoon
never as cute as you ^^
From: Kim Jongwoon
To: Kim Ryeowook
<3 ^^
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Kim Ryeowook, Kim Jongwoon
OMG YOU GAIZ DID YOU NOTICE HOW CUTE THAT NEW KID WAS
From: Kim Ryeowook
To: Lee Hyukjae
hey, Jongwoon-hyung and i were in the middle of sharing a very intimate texting conversation ):<
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Kim Ryeowook, Kim Jongwoon
yeah, yeah whatever. HE WAS SO CUTE.
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Kim Ryeowook, Kim Jongwoon
AND PRETTY
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Kim Ryeowook, Kim Jongwoon
LIKE A GIRL
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Kim Ryeowook, Kim Jongwoon
EEEEE!!!!!!
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Kim Ryeowook, Kim Jongwoon
THOUGH NOT SO MUCH LIKE A GIRL
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Kim Ryeowook, Kim Jongwoon
BECAUSE I COULD SEE A LITTLE BIT INTO HIS SHIRT
From: Kim Jongwoon
To: Lee Hyukjae
homigod hyukjae calm yo tits.
From: Kim Ryeowook
To: Lee Hyukjae
he wasn’t THAT pretty…
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Kim Ryeowook
wookie, jongwoon can’t read our texts right now. you know he was pretty.
From: Kim Ryeowook
To: Lee Hyukjae
okay fine, he was pretty >.<
From: Kim Ryeowook
To: Lee Hyukjae
but not as pretty as my boyfriend ^^
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From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Kim Ryeowook, Kim Jongwoon, Lee Sungmin, Cho Kyuhyun, Lee Donghae
okay, so i found out the kid’s name is park Jungsu, he’s a senior and he just moved here from a small town near us
From: Kim Ryeowook
To: Lee Hyukjae
… hdu
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Kim Ryeowook
SHUSH
From: Cho Kyuhyun
To: Lee Hyukjae
omfg you creeper hahahahahaha
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Cho Kyuhyun
I AM NOT A CREEPER
From: Lee Donghae
To: Lee Hyukjae
>______________> how did you find all this out so fast?
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Lee Donghae
i have skill! \o/
From: Cho Kyuhyun
To: Lee Hyukjae
you are SUCH a creeper ahahahahaha what did you do follow him and eavesdrop on all his conversations?
From: Kim Ryeowook
To: Lee Hyukjae
DO NOT TELL ME TO SHUSH
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Cho Kyuhyun
… of course not >.>
From: Cho Kyuhyun
To: Lee Hyukjae
DUDE YOU OUTDO MY CREEPING SKILLS AND I’M THE ONE WHO STALKS PEOPLE ONLINE
From: Lee Donghae
To: Lee Hyukjae
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Cho Kyuhyun
i am *not* as creepy as you! D:< at least i have a life!
From: Cho Kyuhyun
To: Lee Hyukjae
YOU FOLLOWED THE POOR NEW KID TO ALL HIS CLASSES AND EAVESDROPPED ON ALL HIS CONVERSATIONS LOL YOU HAVE A LIFE? WUT?
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Kim Ryeowook
I WILL SHUSH YOU ALL I WANT
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Lee Donghae
omfg no i don’t want to become like heechul ;-;
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Cho Kyuhyun
… his name is jungsu ><
From: Cho Kyuhyun
To: Lee Hyukjae
whatever :P
From: Kim Ryeowook
To: Lee Hyukjae
NO YOU WILL NOT /uses anti-shushing potion on you
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Kim Ryeowook
I WILLLL PUAHAHAHAHA >8DDD
From: Lee Donghae
To: Lee Hyukjae
IT’S OKAY I DON’T WANT YOU TO BE HEECHUL EITHER. because then that means you’d be dating hankyung. which is just… >.>
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Cho Kyuhyun
and he’s prettier than you! 8D
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Lee Donghae
yeah, that’s kinda
From: Lee Donghae
To: Lee Hyukjae
plus, you don’t have a vagina. thank god.
From: Cho Kyuhyun
To: Lee Hyukjae
sungmin disagrees :P
From: Kim Ryeowook
To: Lee Hyukjae
…. /backs away slowly nvm then….
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Lee Donghae
well it’s not like you’re around many vaginas, donghae…
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Lee Donghae
and you don’t even like vagina
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Kim Ryeowook
oh, also, why isn’t jongwoon-hyung answering any of my texts?
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Cho Kyuhyun
oh >> is he with you right now? is that why he isn’t answering his text either?
From: Kim Ryeowook
To: Lee Hyukjae
his hands are down my pants 8D
From: Lee Donghae
To: Lee Hyukjae
I NEED A BOYFRIEND
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Kim Ryeowook
… tmi
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Lee Donghae
I NEED JUNGSU T________T
From: Cho Kyuhyun
To: Lee Hyukjae
well it’s more like his tongue is in my mouth…
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Cho Kyuhyun
OMIGOD WHEN WILL YOU KYUMIN AND YEWOOK EVER STOP MAKING OUT SERIOUSLY
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From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Lee Donghae
so i’m going to spaz out at you since it seems like kyuhyun, ryeowook, jongwoon and sungmin are all too busy focusing on singing but LOOK LOOK LOOK IT’S JUNGSU
From: Lee Donghae
To: Lee Hyukjae
… i see him, hyukkie
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Lee Donghae
ISN’T HE SO PRETTY? HE’S JUST THE PRETTIEST THING EVER
From: Lee Donghae
To: Lee Hyukjae
dude, the only time i ever see you get excited is whenever you see that australian transfer student girl >.>
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Lee Donghae
BUT LOOK LOOK LOOK JUNGSUUUUU HE’S SO PRETTY 8DDDDDD
From: Lee Donghae
To: Lee Hyukjae
eh. he’s all right.
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Lee Donghae
hmm… mr. kim is stopping our class again o-o just like he did when jungsu came.
From: Lee Donghae
To: Lee Hyukjae
does this mean we get a new student? o:
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Lee Donghae
MAYBE o.o
From: Lee Donghae
To: Lee Hyukjae
OMGOMOGMOGMOMGOMGOMGOMOMDLD;KJASLRUAOWE;IUR;ALKSJDF;AOWEIURA;LKDSJF;ALKDSJF;ALKSDJFA;OWEIRUA;LKDSJF
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Lee Donghae
… and you call me insane. i swear, i just saw you legitimately JUMP UP AND DOWN IN YOUR SEAT DONGHAE. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
From: Lee Donghae
To: Lee Hyukjae
BUT BUT BUT. IT’S THE GUY. THE GUY. FROM MY ENGLISH CLASS. WHO SPEAKS REALLY GOOD ENGLISH. LIKE. *REALLY* GOOD ENGLISH. WHAT’S HE DOING HERE?!??!?!?!?!?!
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Lee Donghae
and think you’re more insane than i am u____u
From: Lee Donghae
To: Lee Hyukjae
OMGGEEEEEE HE HAS A VIOLIN IS HE GONNA PLAY IT IS HE IS HE IS HE HYUKJAE HOLY SHITTTT HE HAS A VIOLIN
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Lee Donghae
>.> what’s with you and violins?
From: Lee Donghae
To: Lee Hyukjae
OMG MR. KIM SAYS THAT HE’S PLAYING IT FOR OUR CONCERT YESSSSS OMG I WONDER IF HE’S GOOD OMG I WONDER IF HE’S HOT IF HE PLAYS OMG I BET HE IS
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Lee Donghae
<.< imma go back stare at jungsu rn…
From: Lee Donghae
To: Lee Hyukjae
OMFG HE’S PLAYING HIS VIOLIN
From: Lee Donghae
To: Lee Hyukjae
OMFGGGGG HE’S PLAYING HIS VIOLIN
From: Lee Donghae
To: Lee Hyukjae
OMFGGG
From: Lee Donghae
To: Lee Hyukjae
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMOGM
From: Lee Donghae
To: Lee Hyukjae
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
From: Lee Donghae
To: Lee Hyukjae
HE’S SO HOT
From: Lee Donghae
To: Lee Hyukjae
… you turned off your phone, didn’t you? -.-
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From: Park Jungsu
To: #unknown
um, you left your phone number in my notebook?
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: *~~PARK JUNGSU ~~*
^^ yes i did! kekeke~
From: Park Jungsu
To: #unknown
may i know who this is?
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Choi Siwon
GUESS WHO’S TEXTING ME RIGHT NOW?
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: *~~PARK JUNGSU ~~*
that’d spoil the fun, wouldn’t it? ^^
From: Choi Siwon
To: Lee Hyukjae
WHY ARE YOU TEXTING ME THIS. SHOULDN’T YOU BE TEXTING YOUR BEST FRIEND
From: Choi Siwon
To: Hankyung
halp. jungsu finally found the note hyukjae left on his notebook T_T
From: Hankyung
To: Choi Siwon
oh dear god
From: Choi Siwon
To: Hankyung
*God
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Choi Siwon
SO I JUST SPENT LIKE FIVE MINUTES JUMPING UP AND DOWN BECAUSE JUNGSU FINALLY TEXTED ME. HE FINALLY TEXTED ME. YAYAYAYAYAYAY. and donghae is busy trying to learn violin lessons from henry lau >_>
From: Choi Siwon
To: Lee Hyukjae
that new kid from the west earlier this year?
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Choi Siwon
yah
From: Park Jungsu
To: #unknown
um…
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: *~~PARK JUNGSU ~~*
it’s just a secret admirer ^^
From: Park Jungsu
To: #unknown
oh, okay! ^^ may i ask what school you go to?
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: *~~PARK JUNGSU ~~*
i go to your school :D just a few years behind though~
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Choi Siwon
WE’RE ACTUALLY TALKING NOW 8D
From: Choi Siwon
To: Lee Hyukjae
SHUT UP I DON’T CARE
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Choi Siwon
;_____;
From: Park Jungsu
To: #unknown
ah, okay. just making sure you’re not a random stranger ^^
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: *~~PARK JUNGSU ~~*
no, of course not!! ^^ so… um… what’s up? :D
From: Park Jungsu
To: #unknown
oh, not much, just studying for calculus
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: *~~PARK JUNGSU ~~*
you like calculus?
From: Park Jungsu
To: #unknown
not really >.<
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: *~~PARK JUNGSU ~~*
ah… neither do i. my friend kyuhyun’s really good at it though! i usually go to him for help ^^
From: Park Jungsu
To: #unknown
cool~ do you think i could go to him for help? :D
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Choi Siwon
SHIT I THINK I MAY HAVE SET HIM ONTO KYUHYUN
From: Choi Siwon
To: Lee Hyukjae
HYUKJAE I HONESTLY REALLY DON’T CARE
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Cho Kyuhyun
KYUHYUN IF JUNGSU EVER ASKS YOU FOR MATH HELP JUST SAY NO
From: Cho Kyuhyun
To: Lee Hyukjae
>___> I DON’T CARE
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: *~~PARK JUNGSU ~~*
haha~ you could try… i don’t think he’ll say yes though. he rarely says yes to me ><
From: Park Jungsu
To: #unknown
oh, not much, just studying for calculus
awww :(
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: *~~PARK JUNGSU ~~*
yah. my friends are jerks. I NEED NEW FRIENDS ;_;
From: Park Jungsu
To: #unknown
awww, don’t cry :( /gives you tissue
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: *~~PARK JUNGSU ~~*
thanks~ ^^
From: Park Jungsu
To: #unknown
aish, i have to go now ): but i’ll talk to you later, i guess?
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: *~~PARK JUNGSU ~~*
okay! :D
From: Park Jungsu
To: #unknown
great! it was nice talking to you, hyukjae~ ^-^
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: *~~PARK JUNGSU ~~*
you too! :D
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From: Kim Ryeowook
To: Lee Sungmin
is he… high?
From: Lee Sungmin
To: Kim Ryeowook
i have no idea
From: Lee Sungmin
To: Kim Ryeowook
i am so glad i don’t have lunch with you guys
From: Kim Ryeowook
To: Lee Sungmin
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO DEAL WITH A VERY HYPER HYUKJAE. THE SAME WAY IT IS TO DEAL WITH AN EMOTIONAL HYUKJAE. THOUGH I’M NOT QUITE SURE WHICH ONE’S WORSE.
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From: Lee Donghae
To: Kim Ryeowook, Kim Jongwoon, Cho Kyuhyun, Choi Siwon, Hankyung, Kim Heechul, Lee Sungmin
so, did any of you guys notice how hyukkie was crashing into stuff all day? >>
From: Kim Ryeowook
To: Lee Donghae
YES
From: Kim Heechul
To: Lee Donghae
YES
From: Lee Sungmin
To: Lee Donghae
YES
From: Cho Kyuhyun
To: Lee Donghae
YES
From: Kim Jongwoon
To: Lee Donghae
YES
From: Hankyung
To: Lee Donghae
YES
From: Choi Siwon
To: Lee Donghae
YES
From: Lee Donghae
To: Choi Siwon
glad to know i’m not the only one
From: Choi Siwon
To: Lee Donghae
oh, btw hae, how was violin lessons yesterday :D?
From: Lee Donghae
To: Choi Siwon
OMG THEY WERE SO GREAT. LIKE SOOOO SOOOO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GREAT. SO HENRY. HE WAS LIKE, I RECOGNIZE YOU FROM MY ENGLISH CLASS. AND THEN HE WAS LIKE, HE WAS LIKE, HE WAS LIKE, YOUR ENGLISH IS PRETTY GOOD. EVEN THOUGH I KNEW MY ENGLISH IS SHIT. BUT STILL. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
From: Lee Donghae
To: Choi Siwon
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
From: Lee Donghae
To: Choi Siwon
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
From: Choi Siwon
To: Kim Ryeowook, Kim Jongwoon, Cho Kyuhyun, Hankyung, Kim Heechul, Lee Sungmin
okay, it’s official, donghae’s scarier through textual messages than hyukjae is in real life.
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From: Park Jungsu
To: Hyukjae~ <3
hey. you here?
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: *~~PARK JUNGSU ~~*
yup! ^^ why, what are you up to?
From: Park Jungsu
To: Hyukjae~ <3
nothing really, just bored in class -3-
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: *~~PARK JUNGSU ~~*
awww :( how was your calculus test?
From: Park Jungsu
To: Hyukjae~ <3
it was pretty good ^^ thanks for asking!
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: *~~PARK JUNGSU ~~*
yeah, it’s no problem (:
From: Park Jungsu
To: Hyukjae~ <3
hm… so i was wondering, if you’re a secret admirer… you’re a girl, right?
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Lee Donghae
;____; HE THINKS I’M A GIRL
From: Lee Donghae
To: Lee Hyukjae
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Lee Donghae
SHUT UP. I’M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO ANSWER THIS. CRAP. MY PLAN IS BACKFIRING ON ME.
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: *~~PARK JUNGSU ~~*
uh… well, honestly, i’m not >>; i’m sorry…
From: Park Jungsu
To: Hyukjae~ <3
oh no! it’s okay! um… i prefer guys anyways ^-^;;;?
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: Lee Donghae
OMG NO I THINK HE JUST SAID HE WAS GAY
From: Lee Donghae
To: Lee Hyukjae
… for some reason, i’m not surprised
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: *~~PARK JUNGSU ~~*
oh! okay then! >///<
From: Park Jungsu
To: Hyukjae~ <3
o: why are you >///
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: *~~PARK JUNGSU ~~*
oh just nothing! i’m just glad you don’t mind ^-^ though it doesn’t really mean much, i guess >>;
From: Park Jungsu
To: Hyukjae~ <3
really? why not?
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: *~~PARK JUNGSU ~~*
cause just because we’re both gay doesn’t really mean you’ll go for me… >>
From: Park Jungsu
To: Hyukjae~ <3
you never know~
From: Park Jungsu
To: Hyukjae~ <3
ah, i think that was the bell. have to turn my phone off now! bye!
From: Lee Hyukjae
To: *~~PARK JUNGSU ~~*
bye!!
part two