feeling two foot small...

Nov 13, 2005 13:48

killing time... so i snatched this from melanie (myspace)

sex survey

1) Male or Female, preference?
to do what with? ...i'll guess male... am i right?

2) Do you lust someone?
oh yeah, constantly

3) Love someone?
i try not to, but this fucking ring cuts off the blood to my brain

4) Virgin?
i plan to die that way

5) Favorite positon?
5th gear

6) Are you a sexually active person?
the most sexually active a virgin like me can get

7) Is there someone you want to have sex with and they dont know it?
maybe I don't even know it...

8) Toys ok during sex?
i usually bring a deck of cards

9) Food?
...and a chicken sandwich

10) Do you masterbate often?
boredom CAN kill you

11) Have you had sex with anyone on your myspace friends list?
i'm a big tramp... you know who you are

12) Have you ever faked an orgasm?
i'm faking one now

13) Are you quiet during sex?
often i discuss politics

14) Have you ever left someone because they could not please you in bed?
i HAVE left someone for not pleasing me in a hayloft

15) Do you enjoy recieving oral? giving?
...oral what?

16) One place you'd love to have sex that you haven't?
riding horseback

17) Have you ever done it in a public place?
...why, where do YOU do it?

18) Do you enjoy morning sex?
as long as he doesn't wake me up

19) Is foreplay a must?
"...8 hours of pre-game show... who's watching that?"

20) Music during sex?
if it was already on

21) Have you ever slept with a friends mate?
i'm a tramp, not a slut

22) Ever slept with your mates friend?
.nein

23) Are you attracted to the same sex?
i don't like women...like, at all

24) Name one thing you wont do during sex: ...
pull hair... eew

25) Have you ever cried during sex?
i've cried before sex, but that was the plan all along

26) Would you have sex with the person that posted this before you?
josh won't let me =P

27) Have u ever had a one night stand?
it lasted quite some time, but it certainly felt like a one night stand

28) Do you rather have sex drunk or sober?
no basis for comparison, so i'll say sober

...so just let go and fall into it....

cheers!
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