IF ANYONE SEES AURRAI, DIRECT HER THIS WAY. I CAN'T DISTRACT HER ON MSN RIGHT NOW.

[prettypriestess]

This one goes out to azalee_calypso who was my first wife, is my hero, and whose children I am bearing. (As soon as she accepts. I asked a while back. I'm sure she's just shy. >_> Also, what was that I was saying to aurrai about trying to look respectable in my own journal?)

Comments

[prettypriestess]

HEY. You're reading fanfiction, and you just got done CAPSLOCKING with aurrai. Hon, nobody gets to call anybody a geek in fandom. :/

The first sentense/drabble. Just... please don't do that again. I don't know if I can recover from another one of those. /heartcrack YES. This one hurt to write, so every time someone else goes "OW. /SOB." I feel the empty place where my soul used to be light up.

The fourth drabble. The last bit killed me dead. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE CRACK! HOW CAN YOU STILL MAKE MY HEART BEAT SO FAST?? That's why it was at the end! In tiny font! Because it wasn't technically a part of the drabble. >.> (Also, empty-soul-place lighting up again. <3)

The ninth one. Shhhhh! We don't want to give it away. >.>

To quote you - "You are a lying liar who lies". I AM NOT. Well--um, there's not any actual smut,though--the sentence is yes, I understand, but the drabble was closer to PG-13 than R, and I don't think it counts as smut unless it's at least R-rated, right?

*shifty-eyed* Um, also, you might want to go take a look at this. SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOUR CREATIVITY IS LACKING AT THE BEGINNING, THERE. YOU IMPROVED TOWARD THE END BY SQUICKING OUT AURRAI, BUT IT COULD HAVE BEEN JUST A LUCKY SHOT. YOU GOTTA PRACTICE MOAR. FANDOM RECOGNIZES ME AS HER BITCH. YOU GOTTA WORK HARDER IF WE WANT OUR NAMES ASSOCIATED. (EVEN IF I'VE ACTUALLY KNOWN YOU A BIT LONGER. >______>)

Aha! That's why I didn't remember! Because it's TOTALLY RANDOM. XD

[sirona_gs]

"HEY. You're reading fanfiction, and you just got done CAPSLOCKING with aurrai. Hon, nobody gets to call anybody a geek in fandom. :/" - You make a valid point. You should hear me geek out about Doctor Who, or the Discworld, or British politics, or science... Erm, you get the idea. /apologises because - hypocritical much?

Smut to me is anything that makes me go all hot and bothered. AND THIS IS WHAT #10 DID, OKAY. So it's stamped sirona_gs Grade-A Smut approved. It's all in my head...

I KNOW, RIGHT? I NEED MOAR PRACTISE. BUT I WAS INCREDIBLY PROUD OF MYSELF FOR THE MENTAL SCARRING THE LAST PICTURE INDUCED IN AURRAI. SHE GAVE ME A TROPHY FOR SQUICKING HER OUT. IT'S ON MY MANTLEPIECE. DO YOU HAVE A TROPHY, I ASK YOU?

[prettypriestess]

I always make a valid point. /Wins. /Forever. Oh god, don't get me started on Kingdom Hearts. Or Supernatural. I'll outgeek you and then look silly for managing to make you look silly for calling me a geek. >_________>

So it's stamped sirona_gs Grade-A Smut approved. FUCK YES.

I don't need a trophy. Fandom thinks of me as aurrai's bitch, though. >.> I'M PRETTY SURE A TROPHY WOULDN'T HELP.

[sirona_gs]

"I don't need a trophy. Fandom thinks of me as aurrai's bitch, though. >.> I'M PRETTY SURE A TROPHY WOULDN'T HELP." - Oh well in that case... You are correct. A trophy would make it all worse.

I actually really did enjoy the CAPSLOCK poo slinging. I LOLd so hard at some bits, I'm pretty sure I spooked the resident spiders.

[prettypriestess]

SO MUCH WORSE. aurrai already tops everyone, but I'm KNOWN for BEING HER BITCH. Damnit.

Ack! Spiders? SPIDERS ARE NO. THERE ARE NO SPIDERS IN MY JOURNAL. D8

[aurrai]

PUT THAT THING AWAY. D8<

[prettypriestess]

THAT TEDDY BEAR IS RIGHT TO HAVE HIS ARMS UP LIKE THAT. THAT'S A SCARY FUCKER.

WAIT A SECOND. That's not a spider at all! He only has six legs! Suddenly, it's much less scary.

these actually take a long time to compile ㅇㅁㅇ

[aurrai]

prettypriestess
THE HALLWAY SPIDER ESCAPED
aurrai
CAN YOU FEEL IT CRAWLING UP YOUR LEG?
prettypriestess
NO
prettypriestess
FUCK YOU
aurrai
creepy little legs
prettypriestess
AUGH
aurrai
tiny, skinny creepy hairy legs
prettypriestess
STOP
prettypriestess
NO
aurrai
one at a time
prettypriestess
FUCK YOU
aurrai
you never know
aurrai
if it's just your imagination
aurrai
or if it's really there
prettypriestess
ARGH
prettypriestess
STOP
prettypriestess
NO
aurrai
and then just when you think it's alright
aurrai
it'll be there
aurrai
crawling over your shoulder
aurrai
it'll crawl up your new computer chair
aurrai
up the spine
aurrai
up the backrest
aurrai
onto your shoulder
aurrai
into your hair
prettypriestess
GODDAMNIT
aurrai
can you feel the tingles?
prettypriestess
STOP
prettypriestess
I FELT SOMETHING ON MY SHOULDER WHEN YOU SAID THAT
prettypriestess
D8
prettypriestess
STOOOOOP
prettypriestess
I'M GOING TO DIE
aurrai
I hope you're paranoid as fuck now >:)
prettypriestess
...WHY
prettypriestess
WHYYYYYYY
prettypriestess
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
aurrai
bored :/
prettypriestess
D8

THEY TAKE A LONG TIME BECAUSE YOU SUCK.

[prettypriestess]

ALSO, FUCK YOU BECAUSE YOU SUCK.

/assumes fetal position. Ohgod, stop feeding my arachnophobia. I'm going to die of paranoia. You know the whole walking-though-the-woods-at-night-with-a-boy-you-gonna-get-raaaaaaaeped conversation? YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE HOW MANY FUCKING SPIDERWEBS WE WALKED THROUGH. IT WAS PART OF AN EVIL PLAN BY THE SPIDERS (which are highly organized assassins, btw, all of whom work together--that whole spiders work alone thing IS JUST AN ACT) TO COCOON US BEFORE WE LEFT THE FOREST. AND THEN DRINK OUR ORGANS AND BONES AFTER THEY MELTED THEM WITH THEIR SPIDERY BONE/ORGAN-MELTING POISON. That's how spider poison works, as is my understanding.

WHILE WE'RE LINKING SPIDER-RELATED HORRORS, Where's that test of spiders on drugs?

AHA! link

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT YOU FIX YOUR LINK CODE LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BITCH

[aurrai]

OH-
MY GOD, BB.
YOU SUCK
SO MUCH
AT CODING LINKS.

IDGI.
SRSLY.
IDGI.

YOUR FAIL IS-
EXTRAORDINARY.

Re: YEAH THAT'S RIGHT YOU FIX YOUR LINK CODE LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BITCH

[prettypriestess]

SH-SHUT UP. I CAN CODE LINKS FINE. WATCH ME. CODE THAT, BITCH.

i guess this calls for some ~*configulations*~

[aurrai]

coded ♥

Re: i guess this calls for some ~*configulations*~

[prettypriestess]

OH GOD. I thought you'd gone back to studying or something, which surprised me, because HOW IS THAT ICON NOT BAIT?

But I see that it is.

MUCH LOVE TO aamyra FOR ONLY RECOGNIZING ME AFTER PROMPTING, AND syrraki FOR JOGGING HER MEMORY.

Man, these icons look so pretty with my layout. WHICH aurrai FOUND FOR ME. You know, it's starting to make sense why she recognizes me only as your bitch. 8/

yes, much love indeed to aamyra and syrraki &hearts;

[aurrai]

Oh, I see you're getting better with your coding (small caps, font sizes). I have trained you well.

actually when I'm not writing comments, I'm writing you a message /fails

Re: yes, much love indeed to aamyra and syrraki &hearts;

[prettypriestess]

PFFFFFT. (Actually I have the small caps thing saved in a notepad doc with badfic quotes so I don't lose it. >.>;; that's just copypasta.) I CAN SO DO FONT SIZES INDEPENDENTLY. LINKS, TOO, IF THEY WEREN'T SO DAMNED COMPLICATED. I was going through my archive post, correcting links yesterday, actually. There was only one that self-linked, but I was trying to rearrange a few others and I messed up somewhere and fucked up the whole post. Three times. >.>;;)

[aurrai]

BB doll, I wish you could see me, shaking my head. THIS IS WHY I INSIST I CODE YOUR PROFILE just can't trust you.