Nine Naked Ninjas
So I have a new neighbor below me. She was moving things in tonight. Boyfriend is laying on the bed and I'm looking out the window cause I heard barking, "Damnit I think the new neighbor has a dog."
"She's a bitch."
"Seriously going to throw a fit if this keeps up"
"yeah there's Nine Naked Ninjas"
"What?"
"Nine Naked Ninjas. It makes perfect sense."
"Nine naked ninjas make perfect sense for what?"
"They don't have their robes!"
"What?"
"Here I'll show you a picture"
"What the hell are you talking about nine naked ninjas for? That makes no sense"
*boyfriend wakes up* "hmmm?"
Then we had a good laugh about his sleep talking for a good five minutes.
SERIOUSLY THOUGH. I will murder a yappy dog. I will do it.
"She's a bitch."
"Seriously going to throw a fit if this keeps up"
"yeah there's Nine Naked Ninjas"
"What?"
"Nine Naked Ninjas. It makes perfect sense."
"Nine naked ninjas make perfect sense for what?"
"They don't have their robes!"
"What?"
"Here I'll show you a picture"
"What the hell are you talking about nine naked ninjas for? That makes no sense"
*boyfriend wakes up* "hmmm?"
Then we had a good laugh about his sleep talking for a good five minutes.
SERIOUSLY THOUGH. I will murder a yappy dog. I will do it.