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Alphamom has cute baby related thingers that drive me crazy.
Right now I'm trying to not order the whole list of beautifully designed children's books and although I think this diaper cake is genius, I feel weird about telling me friends to put champagne in my diaper cake. OR even having a diaper cake. The words diaper cake are actually quite disturbing.
Coincidentally we learned last night the the Kaiser WC birth center is byob.
Also, I have 37 flea bites. It's obscene. Really, I even checked the mattress last night to see if possibly there were freaking bedbugs. Thank goodness there aren't because the house would pretty much have to be steam rolled to fix that problem... although I'm not against steam rolling the house. Some of the bites have bruises next to them. So my legs look like someone took a hot bat to them. And I thought all the self loathing I had for my legs was spent!
Today I am going to the gym for the first time in a week point five. Oooooh it's gonna hurt. It's gonna hurt so bad.
Afterward I really want salad rolls. But I also have to go to costco. What a pain in the arse.
I should eat first though, so maybe I can have a salad at Picante, which really isn't a salad roll at all and hardly even close....
Decisions are stupid.
Right now I'm trying to not order the whole list of beautifully designed children's books and although I think this diaper cake is genius, I feel weird about telling me friends to put champagne in my diaper cake. OR even having a diaper cake. The words diaper cake are actually quite disturbing.
Coincidentally we learned last night the the Kaiser WC birth center is byob.
Also, I have 37 flea bites. It's obscene. Really, I even checked the mattress last night to see if possibly there were freaking bedbugs. Thank goodness there aren't because the house would pretty much have to be steam rolled to fix that problem... although I'm not against steam rolling the house. Some of the bites have bruises next to them. So my legs look like someone took a hot bat to them. And I thought all the self loathing I had for my legs was spent!
Today I am going to the gym for the first time in a week point five. Oooooh it's gonna hurt. It's gonna hurt so bad.
Afterward I really want salad rolls. But I also have to go to costco. What a pain in the arse.
I should eat first though, so maybe I can have a salad at Picante, which really isn't a salad roll at all and hardly even close....
Decisions are stupid.