For any of those who said I was full of crap all these years...
Yes Virginia, there really was a Gong Show movie. And thanks to the fifth horseman of the apocalypse *cough*cough* I mean the internet I finally have proof.
Also have hardcopy proof somewheres that Styx did in fact do 'The Plexiglass Toilet Song'. Heard it once 20+ years ago and all I recall is the chorus "Don't sit on the plexiglass toilet.". But it's real and I do have proof. I was told for years that I was making all this and more up or that I'd imagined it or recollected wrong (a thing I do not do. If I remember a thing, it is, if not actually idedetic then deeply imprinted. in short, my recall is scattered and slow as if it were on analog but what I do recall I do so with a margin of error of perhaps .07333%).
This, this is what comes of having a scattergun, drug-damaged, seemingly random head for trivia and no more. This is what comes of having a vast warehouse of information...all of it down to the last byte utterly without practical value.
And coming to a theatre near you...
FINNEGAN'S WAKE The Movie
No, I made that last up. But I'd sure as hell like to see it. Would have to be a better time than the Spice Girls Movie.
But all I got to say to those who doubted me is...
In yer face!
('sides, I actually saw The Gong Show Movie in the theatre. Can't find hardcopy of it anywhere tho much less a seeded torrent to the bastard.)