Jun 27, 2006 22:40
Gather round, kids: It's story time.
Let me weave you a tail of a pretty little thing I like to call...Pattie,who couldn't get to sleep Sunday night, so I decided to stay up and watch some Family Guy. Then I decided at around 4:30 to try and sleep. I laid there for awhile, and then at around 5 I feel a sharp stabbing pain in my back which makes me sit straight up and scream out, "SON OF A BITCH!" And then I realize-because I've had this pain many times before-I have a kidney stone. A motherfucking kidney stone! So I writhe in agony for about 7 hours until I say fuck it and I've been taking vicodin ever since. So it's nice to be pain free, but after awhile, too much vicodin just makes ya sick. And I'm a fan of the vicodin, I always have been but my GOD you gotta draw the line somewhere!They just make me nauseous and sleep all day, now.
But I'm fine. I'm just going to sleep away my rolling stone. I just wanted to write in here in case people thought I was avoiding them because of things. Cuz, ya know...I'm not.