Lenface said quite possibly the nicest thing in the WORLD To me, and that made me realize that if I didn't love penis so damned much that I would marry her
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"I love the fuck right out of you" = best phrase on the entire planet. God, Pats, you rule me so hard.
Also, I hear ya on the hair thing -- my hair was emoblack last year (after dying it in January), and I h a t e d it. So I've been growing my locks out and it slowly fades, but everytime I dye my hair the part that was black soaks an ass-ton of dye up and I become two-tone magee. So I'm leaving my hair the fuck alone even though, like yours, my bangs are light streak-ed. Boohiss.
The only way I could rule you, Lenboob, is with an iron vagina. But then it would be iron clad...and you would have to put it in my butt.
Damn our emo hair to hell! It really is taking foorreeever to come out. But we can put our two toned heads together and rule the world and destroy the black haired emo community.
AHAHAH! "I love you more than gay ass loves dick." What tops that?! NOTHING! My vagina weeps.
And I'll play hide the sexy pizza of love..but what if someone...-who shall remain nameless because he's probably still hiding pizza worldwide-sees it, and wants to eat it. That would be just awkward. Awkward...and arousing. No, no. Mostly awkward. I Have dibbs on the vadge!
As long as that chin rubbing is occuring where I *think* it is, then it's partyfun goodtimes!
I had the weirdest pizza ever (but oh so yummy) in minnesota -- it had MASHED POTATOES on it! No tomato sauce, but 'tatoes and cheese and chives and such... yeehaw.
Pattie, you are like some sort of angel, only your halo has a neon sign that says "twat" or something.
LMAO! Ahahah I pictured the chin rubbing and laaaughed and laughed. We're dirty girls.
Weird?! That sounds like the best fucking thing I've ever heard. Mashed potatoes are my favorite food EVER! And to put them on top of pizza...*drools* Irish on top of Italian, there are so many ways I could go here but I WONT! But seriously, best sounding pizza ever. YOU MUST GET YOUR ASS IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME ONE!
LOL you just described me perfectly, dopples. Half angel, half twat. Whereas you are 90% sex and 10% cyborg.
Also, I hear ya on the hair thing -- my hair was emoblack last year (after dying it in January), and I h a t e d it. So I've been growing my locks out and it slowly fades, but everytime I dye my hair the part that was black soaks an ass-ton of dye up and I become two-tone magee. So I'm leaving my hair the fuck alone even though, like yours, my bangs are light streak-ed. Boohiss.
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN GAY ASS LOVES DICK.
heaaaaaaaaaarts.
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Damn our emo hair to hell! It really is taking foorreeever to come out. But we can put our two toned heads together and rule the world and destroy the black haired emo community.
AHAHAH! "I love you more than gay ass loves dick." What tops that?! NOTHING! My vagina weeps.
*hides pizza of love in your heart*
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and oh god hiding the pizza of love just topped anything I ever said EVER.
will you hide the sexy pizza of love in my main orifices?
oh god that's a distubring, delicious image.
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And I'll play hide the sexy pizza of love..but what if someone...-who shall remain nameless because he's probably still hiding pizza worldwide-sees it, and wants to eat it. That would be just awkward. Awkward...and arousing. No, no. Mostly awkward. I Have dibbs on the vadge!
Pizza...vagina? Hmmm...*rubs chin*
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I had the weirdest pizza ever (but oh so yummy) in minnesota -- it had MASHED POTATOES on it! No tomato sauce, but 'tatoes and cheese and chives and such... yeehaw.
Pattie, you are like some sort of angel, only your halo has a neon sign that says "twat" or something.
looooooooooooooooove
yooooooooooou.
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Weird?! That sounds like the best fucking thing I've ever heard. Mashed potatoes are my favorite food EVER! And to put them on top of pizza...*drools* Irish on top of Italian, there are so many ways I could go here but I WONT! But seriously, best sounding pizza ever. YOU MUST GET YOUR ASS IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME ONE!
LOL you just described me perfectly, dopples. Half angel, half twat. Whereas you are 90% sex and 10% cyborg.
TE AMO!
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Is it the bionic eye and cold metal heart?
Or those damn gamma rays that shoot from my fingers?
Hahahaha the kitchen IS where a woman like me belongs. We could cook one together and hide it under the bed of friendship. Awwwww.
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Aw, a pizza of love served under a bed of friendship. That sounds delicious and satisfying to the soul.
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