Dude...Diesal is the new cool....tell your friends...spread it like fuck!!
Since I love getting comments and see my inbox filled with comments I will post more pictures of me…NOT..no but for real this does not in any way mean youu can’t leave me comments. And since none of my real posts generate comments I thought maybe if I say something remotely funny people will…so here goes. Some of these are conversations, some of these are random things I say to friends when I can’t speak, all of them have become away messages in one way or another..HA.
Me: So yeah these people who umm, you know the play instruments and stuff, they are coming to play with us.
Virginia: You mean musicans?
Me: YEAH…let me just say that I was about to say “a lot of famous music makers”…but I passed on that because I figured you guys would make fun of me way too much.
Henry: Dude, we already do! HAHAHA
Me: I rock so hard I’m breaking bones dude…
Dolan:...Loser...
Not James: "I watched the movie the Hot Chick with Rob Snieder...okay I didn't but oh well I saw the previews!"
Me: OK I'm going to practice for Sylvestri tomorrow, I'm going to sleep.
Gabe: Holy shit…if only he heard that…
Alex: I thought you two were like best pals…
Me: If by best pals you mean I want to stick her head in blender then yes.
Question: If you are home alone and you know that no one is coming home for about 3 or 4 hours, do you make sure you close the door when you go to the bathroom?
I was watching a show on comedy central the one with the stand-up comedians:
"It's like, first there was big Bush, then there was Clinton, and now there is little Buch. It was like the 8 years Clinton had, were like that REALLY cool substitue teacher...and now we are back to the mean teacher..."
By the way things I wish I could do:
Make black and white photos but have color in them using Photoshop
Make my hair STOP hurting but have it still smell really yummy like now.
Make all the boys like me
Get batteries in my camera so I can take my pictures
Buy a rechargeable battery
Have money to buy anything I need
Make good music
Lately I’ve said a lot of funny things in conversations…at least I think so, but they are only in like mine and Alex’s conversation…she brings out the funny in me....compliment? hmmm, maybe?
WhatIsTheLarry:who are you rooming w/
weirdo9885:rooming? in my house? wherever I find room to sleep...the pool might be free so I might just lounge there the night
suckr4asweetalkr: yes
weirdo9885:wow you just shortened 25 letters into 16
weirdo9885:good job kid
suckr4asweetalkr: haha thanks man :-)
weirdo9885:your screename
weirdo9885:if you ebay it...dude....money will be pouring in through your non existent fireplace (except im not really sure you have one or not)
suckr4asweetalkr: hahaha
suckr4asweetalkr: i do
weirdo9885:so yeah...harry potter style
suckr4asweetalkr: WORD
weirdo9885:haha
weirdo9885:jason mraz....on your marks get so download
suckr4asweetalkr: you're so weird lol
weirdo9885:hence the screename....that's why its timeless....i will never change
weirdo9885:dude...i don't know if im so in to this new screename
weirdo9885:like just to read it i need to read it out loud
weirdo9885:and like read each syllable
suckr4asweetalkr: why?
weirdo9885:i dont know not working for me...
suckr4asweetalkr: thats dumb, its so easy
weirdo9885:starbriite just like...rolled off the tongue
suckr4asweetalkr: haha
weirdo9885:plus....whats it supposed to mean?
weirdo9885:huh that you can be sweettalked into anything
weirdo9885:therefore your easy?
weirdo9885:therefore all these horny boys will im you wanting cyber sex
weirdo9885:and youll be all like no thanks
weirdo9885:and theyll be like well you put out
weirdo9885:look at that screename
weirdo9885:(after i had to read it aloud 5 times)
suckr4asweetalkr: ok, shut up
suckr4asweetalkr: lol
weirdo9885:yeah see you need soemthing else
suckr4asweetalkr: its from a Taking Back Sunday song
weirdo9885:something like...."ihavealockonmyundiesandaboyfrienddonteventhinkoftryingtotalktomeyouphsycopathsexaholicmaniac"
weirdo9885:and im going to make a living in this world
suckr4asweetalkr: oh really? because while you're "making a living", i'm going to be a famous designer.
weirdo9885:being an architect/photographer/actress/comedian/bag maker and of course i will HAVE to have some side project i think i will call it the "NBJ Experiment" yup that sounds good...guitar and vocals...my vocals of course....ok ok maybe a computer will help out a little there....but yeah thats what im going to be doing with my life
weirdo9885:dammit all of my cereal is jumping out of the bowl
suckr4asweetalkr: LOL dont you HATE that???
weirdo9885:yes
weirdo9885:i like stuck the spoon in...and it was like in a pool...when all the cool kids are swimming and then the fact kid is about to dive and the pool gets evacuated in a matter of seconds
suckr4asweetalkr: do you live in an iceberg?
weirdo9885:no my windows are open
weirdo9885:i cant breathe if its not cold
weirdo9885:why the hell do people leave away messages telling me what the hell they are doing every 2.5 seconds?
suckr4asweetalkr: dunno
weirdo9885:"im gunna wake up at 6:09 tomorrow, go to the bathroom, wank off reall quick, take a shower to clean up, while im in the shower i will probably take a whiz to save sometime, then ill brush my teeth, and hunt in my closet for something jap but not too jap to wear you know something that screams i actually do work in these jeans but really i spent 239 dollars on, then im going to go to hell ok school and then come home and do some work before procrastinating and falling asleep infront of the tv with my hand down my pants."
suckr4asweetalkr: who's that?
weirdo9885:no one i just made it up
suckr4asweetalkr: he knows about it but he's not fully versed in the ways of the B'nai Brith quite yet
weirdo9885:in the ways
weirdo9885:holy shit we are a cult
suckr4asweetalkr: nope, just a bunch of horny jews.
weirdo9885:when is the suicide party scheudaled for? i think i missed the memo
Me: So yeah these people who umm, you know the play instruments and stuff, they are coming to play with us.
Virginia: You mean musicans?
Me: YEAH…let me just say that I was about to say “a lot of famous music makers”…but I passed on that because I figured you guys would make fun of me way too much.
Henry: Dude, we already do! HAHAHA
Me: I rock so hard I’m breaking bones dude…
Dolan:...Loser...
Not James: "I watched the movie the Hot Chick with Rob Snieder...okay I didn't but oh well I saw the previews!"
Me: OK I'm going to practice for Sylvestri tomorrow, I'm going to sleep.
Gabe: Holy shit…if only he heard that…
Alex: I thought you two were like best pals…
Me: If by best pals you mean I want to stick her head in blender then yes.
Question: If you are home alone and you know that no one is coming home for about 3 or 4 hours, do you make sure you close the door when you go to the bathroom?
I was watching a show on comedy central the one with the stand-up comedians:
"It's like, first there was big Bush, then there was Clinton, and now there is little Buch. It was like the 8 years Clinton had, were like that REALLY cool substitue teacher...and now we are back to the mean teacher..."
By the way things I wish I could do:
Make black and white photos but have color in them using Photoshop
Make my hair STOP hurting but have it still smell really yummy like now.
Make all the boys like me
Get batteries in my camera so I can take my pictures
Buy a rechargeable battery
Have money to buy anything I need
Make good music
Lately I’ve said a lot of funny things in conversations…at least I think so, but they are only in like mine and Alex’s conversation…she brings out the funny in me....compliment? hmmm, maybe?
WhatIsTheLarry:who are you rooming w/
weirdo9885:rooming? in my house? wherever I find room to sleep...the pool might be free so I might just lounge there the night
suckr4asweetalkr: yes
weirdo9885:wow you just shortened 25 letters into 16
weirdo9885:good job kid
suckr4asweetalkr: haha thanks man :-)
weirdo9885:your screename
weirdo9885:if you ebay it...dude....money will be pouring in through your non existent fireplace (except im not really sure you have one or not)
suckr4asweetalkr: hahaha
suckr4asweetalkr: i do
weirdo9885:so yeah...harry potter style
suckr4asweetalkr: WORD
weirdo9885:haha
weirdo9885:jason mraz....on your marks get so download
suckr4asweetalkr: you're so weird lol
weirdo9885:hence the screename....that's why its timeless....i will never change
weirdo9885:dude...i don't know if im so in to this new screename
weirdo9885:like just to read it i need to read it out loud
weirdo9885:and like read each syllable
suckr4asweetalkr: why?
weirdo9885:i dont know not working for me...
suckr4asweetalkr: thats dumb, its so easy
weirdo9885:starbriite just like...rolled off the tongue
suckr4asweetalkr: haha
weirdo9885:plus....whats it supposed to mean?
weirdo9885:huh that you can be sweettalked into anything
weirdo9885:therefore your easy?
weirdo9885:therefore all these horny boys will im you wanting cyber sex
weirdo9885:and youll be all like no thanks
weirdo9885:and theyll be like well you put out
weirdo9885:look at that screename
weirdo9885:(after i had to read it aloud 5 times)
suckr4asweetalkr: ok, shut up
suckr4asweetalkr: lol
weirdo9885:yeah see you need soemthing else
suckr4asweetalkr: its from a Taking Back Sunday song
weirdo9885:something like...."ihavealockonmyundiesandaboyfrienddonteventhinkoftryingtotalktomeyouphsycopathsexaholicmaniac"
weirdo9885:and im going to make a living in this world
suckr4asweetalkr: oh really? because while you're "making a living", i'm going to be a famous designer.
weirdo9885:being an architect/photographer/actress/comedian/bag maker and of course i will HAVE to have some side project i think i will call it the "NBJ Experiment" yup that sounds good...guitar and vocals...my vocals of course....ok ok maybe a computer will help out a little there....but yeah thats what im going to be doing with my life
weirdo9885:dammit all of my cereal is jumping out of the bowl
suckr4asweetalkr: LOL dont you HATE that???
weirdo9885:yes
weirdo9885:i like stuck the spoon in...and it was like in a pool...when all the cool kids are swimming and then the fact kid is about to dive and the pool gets evacuated in a matter of seconds
suckr4asweetalkr: do you live in an iceberg?
weirdo9885:no my windows are open
weirdo9885:i cant breathe if its not cold
weirdo9885:why the hell do people leave away messages telling me what the hell they are doing every 2.5 seconds?
suckr4asweetalkr: dunno
weirdo9885:"im gunna wake up at 6:09 tomorrow, go to the bathroom, wank off reall quick, take a shower to clean up, while im in the shower i will probably take a whiz to save sometime, then ill brush my teeth, and hunt in my closet for something jap but not too jap to wear you know something that screams i actually do work in these jeans but really i spent 239 dollars on, then im going to go to hell ok school and then come home and do some work before procrastinating and falling asleep infront of the tv with my hand down my pants."
suckr4asweetalkr: who's that?
weirdo9885:no one i just made it up
suckr4asweetalkr: he knows about it but he's not fully versed in the ways of the B'nai Brith quite yet
weirdo9885:in the ways
weirdo9885:holy shit we are a cult
suckr4asweetalkr: nope, just a bunch of horny jews.
weirdo9885:when is the suicide party scheudaled for? i think i missed the memo