May 22, 2010 14:16
Age: 29.
Height: 6'
Weight: SCRAWNY
Medical Info: Hypochondriac.
Eyes: Blue.
Hair: Brown.
Physical traits: is Jim Parsons? Sheldon has a bit of a stoop, moves rigidly, and makes infrequent eye contact. He normally wears science-slogan tshirts and slacks.
What's Okay To Mention Around Him/Her: WHATEVS. He is already meta as fuck and making him hiss like an angry cat is half the fun.
Abilities: REALLY REALLY SMART. Unerring ability to be right about anything by sheer willpower. Almost has the hang of sarcasm.
Notes for the Psychics: Analyses everything, all the time, has about ten different thought processes going on, REALLY REALLY SMART. Also kinda bugfuck in an aspie, OCD, speshul snowflake kinda way.
Hugging/kissing/other non-violent contact: WILL MAKE HIM TENSE, BLANK, AND CONFUSED.
Fighting: Sheldon duels only with his razor wit. The Devorak keyboard is mightier than the sword!
Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: Sure!
Maim/Murder/Death: Contact me, but probably not!
Cooking: Give him a recipe and a place to cook and he can feed the world.