silver valley idaho (nobody else is going to understand these. oh well.)
1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to
pass a tractor on the highway.
2. "Vacation" means going up north past Bumblebee
for
the weekend.
3. You measure distance in hours.
4. You know several people who have hit deer more
than once.
5. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same
day and back again.
6. Your whole family wears purple and gold to church
on Sunday. (HAHAHA! GOOD GOD, THAT'S RICH.)
7. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow
during a raging blizzard,
without flinching.
8. You see people wearing hunting clothes at social
events.
9. You install security lights on your house and
garage and leave both unlocked.
10. You think of the major food groups as
huckleberries,beer, fish, and venison.
11. You carry jumper cables in y our car and your
girlfriend knows how to use
them.
12. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking
lot at Barneys at any given time.
13. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit
over a snowsuit.
14. Driving is better in the winter because the
potholes are filled with snow.
15. You refer to the Wildcats as "we."
16. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,
still winter and road construction.
17. You can identify a Washington accent.
18. You have no problem spelling Vergobbi.
19. You consider Wallace exotic.
20. You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of
Heidelberg.
21. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue
made of junk next to your blue spruce.
22. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking
age.
23. Down South to you means Lewiston.
24. A brat is something you eat.
25. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his
new machine shed.
26. You go out to fish fry every Friday..
27. You don't know how to dance.
28. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to
frost.
29. You have more miles on your snow blower than
your car.
30. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
31. You actually understand these jokes
pass a tractor on the highway.
2. "Vacation" means going up north past Bumblebee
for
the weekend.
3. You measure distance in hours.
4. You know several people who have hit deer more
than once.
5. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same
day and back again.
6. Your whole family wears purple and gold to church
on Sunday. (HAHAHA! GOOD GOD, THAT'S RICH.)
7. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow
during a raging blizzard,
without flinching.
8. You see people wearing hunting clothes at social
events.
9. You install security lights on your house and
garage and leave both unlocked.
10. You think of the major food groups as
huckleberries,beer, fish, and venison.
11. You carry jumper cables in y our car and your
girlfriend knows how to use
them.
12. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking
lot at Barneys at any given time.
13. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit
over a snowsuit.
14. Driving is better in the winter because the
potholes are filled with snow.
15. You refer to the Wildcats as "we."
16. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,
still winter and road construction.
17. You can identify a Washington accent.
18. You have no problem spelling Vergobbi.
19. You consider Wallace exotic.
20. You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of
Heidelberg.
21. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue
made of junk next to your blue spruce.
22. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking
age.
23. Down South to you means Lewiston.
24. A brat is something you eat.
25. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his
new machine shed.
26. You go out to fish fry every Friday..
27. You don't know how to dance.
28. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to
frost.
29. You have more miles on your snow blower than
your car.
30. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
31. You actually understand these jokes