Little Willie poems

[prettyful_sarah]

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Little Willie hung his sister,
She was dead before we missed her.
Willie's always up to tricks!
Ain't he cute? He's only six!

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Willie poisoned father's tea.
Father died in agony.
Mother was extremely vexed.
"Really Will," she said,"What next?"

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Into the family drinking well
Willie pushed his sister Nell.
She's there yet because he kilt her.
Now we have to buy a filter.

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Little Willie on the track,
Didn't hear the engine squeal.
Now the engine's coming back,
Scraping Willie off the wheel.

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The ice upon our pond's so thin
That little Willie's fallen in!
We cannot reach him from the shore
Until the surface frezzes more.
Ah me, my heart grows weary waiting-
Besides, I want to do some skating.

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Willie saw some dynomite,
Couldn't understand it quite;
Curiosity never pays:
It rained Willie seven days.

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Willie with a thirst for gore
Nailed his sister to the door.
Mother said with humor quaint,
"Willie dear, don't scratch the paint."

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Little Willie fell down a drain;
Couldn't scramble out again.
Now he's floating in the sewer
The world is left one Willie fewer.

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Wiliie, in one of his nice sashes,
Fell in the fire and was burnt to ashes.
Now, although the room grows chilly,
We haven't the heart to poke poor Willie.

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Willie coming home from school,
Spied a dollar near a mule.
Stooped to get it, quiet as a mouse.
Funeral tomorrow at Willie's house.

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Heh morbidly great!
~*~<<*>>~*~Sarah~*~<<*>>~*~

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