picspam #1: the office, 'business school'
I did it -- I made picspam! This is serious work, you guys, I didn't realize that. But it was fun! Anyways, this is what I was watching at work yesterday, and it's one of my favorite episodes ever, so it gets the honor. Take a gander!
Oh, and obviously, this is way image heavy. I'd apologize, but that would mean I did something wrong, and there is nothing wrong with tons of pictures.
If you bring your boss to class, it automatically bumps you up a full letter grade. So... I'd be stupid not to do it, right?
A boss is like a teacher. And I am like the cool teacher. Like Mr. Handell. Mr. Handell would hang out with us, and he would tell us awesome jokes. And he actually hooked up with one of the students.
Um... and then like twelve other kids came forward. It was in all the papers. ... Really ruined eighth grade for us.
Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, "Would an idiot do that?" And if they would, I do not do that thing.
I'm just saying if they did throw their hats I've got a great line for that: "May your hats fly as high as your dreams." ... That was a pretty good line.
We have fun.
Pam is really happy to be back with Roy. Can't you tell? Hey, at least he showed up to her art show, unlike some people. Yeah, I'm looking right at you, Jim Halpert! (oops, SPOILER ALERT)
What have you got to say for yourself, hmm?
Don't give me that look.
...Oh... yeah. Definitely... I'll be there. For sure.
Campus. Brings back so many memories. ... That I would have made.
Doodle!
Dwight is on the case to solve The Mystery of the Animal Stool.
What could it be??
BAT!
Run! ... or just sit there.
Everytime I see this picture, I think of Little Jenny from Forrest Gump: "Dear God, please make me a bird, so I can fly far. Far, far away." Southern twang and all.
Okay, this is it. Ryan is doing my intro right now.
I can't hear what he's saying, but he looks like he's really into it.
Oh, Michael, you really don't wanna know what he's saying.
We have... a bat... in the office.
Poop is raining from the ceilings. Poop!
The bat, I mean, I know I felt it bite me, but look. There's no mark. I feel so... tingly... so strangely powerful...
Just... look at Ryan's face.
You cannot learn from books. Replace these pages with life lessons, and then, you will have... a book... that is worth its weight in gold. ...I know these are expensive, um, but the lesson is priceless.
If a vampire bat was in the U.S., it would make sense for it to come to a "sylvania." Like PENN-sylvania. Now that doesn't mean that Jim is going to become a vampire. Only that he carries the vampiric germ.
So, you wanna start a business. How do you start? What do you need? Well, first of all, you need a building. And secondly, you need supply. You need something to sell. Now this could be anything. It could be... a... thingamajig. Or a... a whosi-whatsi. Or... a Whatchamacallit. Now, you need to sell those in order to have a PayDay . And, if you sell enough of them, you will make a 100 Grand:
Satisfied?
Well, it's important to support local art, you know. And what they do is not art.
DWIGHT: Extraordinary events call for extraordinary actions. Will you form an allegiance--
CREED: Sure.
DWIGHT: --to use sudden violence.
CREED: Okay.
DWIGHT: Do you have the tools to turn a wooden mop handle into a stake?
CREED: What size?
By your own employee's calculation you'll be obsolete in the next five to ten years.
...Wait, Ryan said that?
I told you, Michael. I told you you didn't wanna know what Ryan was saying in his intro. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
I... am a hero.
Ryan... has never made a sale. And he started a fire trying to make a cheesy pita. And everybody thinks he's a tease. Well you know what? He doesn't know anything, and neither do you. SO SUCK ON THAT!
Let the show begin.
Business is always personal. It's the most personal thing in the world.
Jim is on a path now. An eternal journey, and I wish him well. But I have a destiny in this realm. Specifically, in the kitchen.
Oh, Roy. It's nice that you're trying, really. But.
You're welcome.
Your art.. was the prettiest art of... all the art.
A good manager doesn't fire people. He hires people and inspires people. ... People, Ryan. And people will never go out of business.
Look at how proud Pam is!
Aaannnnd thennnn Gil manages to crush her spirit in 2.3 seconds.
And Pam is down for the count in what has got to be the saddest art show ever. For the love of god, someone do something!!
Enter: Michael Scott.
I don't care how many times I watch this scene, it will never lose it's amazingness.
MICHAEL: Wow! You did these... freehand?
PAM: Yep.
MICHAEL: My God, these could be tracings! Ohh! Look at this one. Wow! You nailed it. ... How much?
PAM: What do you mean?
MICHAEL: I don't see a... price.
PAM: Um... you wanna buy it?
MICHAEL: Well, yeah. Yeah, we have to have it for the office. I mean, there's my... window, and there's my car! That your car?
PAM: Uh-huh.
MICHAEL: That is our building... and we sell paper
I am really proud of you.
Thank you.
GAH. Just.. my heart is full!
It is... a message. It is an inspiration, it is... a source of beauty. And without paper, it could not have happened. Unless, you had a camera.
Kelly, final thoughts?
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!
fin.
Oh, and obviously, this is way image heavy. I'd apologize, but that would mean I did something wrong, and there is nothing wrong with tons of pictures.
If you bring your boss to class, it automatically bumps you up a full letter grade. So... I'd be stupid not to do it, right?
A boss is like a teacher. And I am like the cool teacher. Like Mr. Handell. Mr. Handell would hang out with us, and he would tell us awesome jokes. And he actually hooked up with one of the students.
Um... and then like twelve other kids came forward. It was in all the papers. ... Really ruined eighth grade for us.
Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, "Would an idiot do that?" And if they would, I do not do that thing.
I'm just saying if they did throw their hats I've got a great line for that: "May your hats fly as high as your dreams." ... That was a pretty good line.
We have fun.
Pam is really happy to be back with Roy. Can't you tell? Hey, at least he showed up to her art show, unlike some people. Yeah, I'm looking right at you, Jim Halpert! (oops, SPOILER ALERT)
What have you got to say for yourself, hmm?
Don't give me that look.
...Oh... yeah. Definitely... I'll be there. For sure.
Campus. Brings back so many memories. ... That I would have made.
Doodle!
Dwight is on the case to solve The Mystery of the Animal Stool.
What could it be??
BAT!
Run! ... or just sit there.
Everytime I see this picture, I think of Little Jenny from Forrest Gump: "Dear God, please make me a bird, so I can fly far. Far, far away." Southern twang and all.
Okay, this is it. Ryan is doing my intro right now.
I can't hear what he's saying, but he looks like he's really into it.
Oh, Michael, you really don't wanna know what he's saying.
We have... a bat... in the office.
Poop is raining from the ceilings. Poop!
The bat, I mean, I know I felt it bite me, but look. There's no mark. I feel so... tingly... so strangely powerful...
Just... look at Ryan's face.
You cannot learn from books. Replace these pages with life lessons, and then, you will have... a book... that is worth its weight in gold. ...I know these are expensive, um, but the lesson is priceless.
If a vampire bat was in the U.S., it would make sense for it to come to a "sylvania." Like PENN-sylvania. Now that doesn't mean that Jim is going to become a vampire. Only that he carries the vampiric germ.
So, you wanna start a business. How do you start? What do you need? Well, first of all, you need a building. And secondly, you need supply. You need something to sell. Now this could be anything. It could be... a... thingamajig. Or a... a whosi-whatsi. Or... a Whatchamacallit. Now, you need to sell those in order to have a PayDay . And, if you sell enough of them, you will make a 100 Grand:
Satisfied?
Well, it's important to support local art, you know. And what they do is not art.
DWIGHT: Extraordinary events call for extraordinary actions. Will you form an allegiance--
CREED: Sure.
DWIGHT: --to use sudden violence.
CREED: Okay.
DWIGHT: Do you have the tools to turn a wooden mop handle into a stake?
CREED: What size?
By your own employee's calculation you'll be obsolete in the next five to ten years.
...Wait, Ryan said that?
I told you, Michael. I told you you didn't wanna know what Ryan was saying in his intro. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
I... am a hero.
Ryan... has never made a sale. And he started a fire trying to make a cheesy pita. And everybody thinks he's a tease. Well you know what? He doesn't know anything, and neither do you. SO SUCK ON THAT!
Let the show begin.
Business is always personal. It's the most personal thing in the world.
Jim is on a path now. An eternal journey, and I wish him well. But I have a destiny in this realm. Specifically, in the kitchen.
Oh, Roy. It's nice that you're trying, really. But.
You're welcome.
Your art.. was the prettiest art of... all the art.
A good manager doesn't fire people. He hires people and inspires people. ... People, Ryan. And people will never go out of business.
Look at how proud Pam is!
Aaannnnd thennnn Gil manages to crush her spirit in 2.3 seconds.
And Pam is down for the count in what has got to be the saddest art show ever. For the love of god, someone do something!!
Enter: Michael Scott.
I don't care how many times I watch this scene, it will never lose it's amazingness.
MICHAEL: Wow! You did these... freehand?
PAM: Yep.
MICHAEL: My God, these could be tracings! Ohh! Look at this one. Wow! You nailed it. ... How much?
PAM: What do you mean?
MICHAEL: I don't see a... price.
PAM: Um... you wanna buy it?
MICHAEL: Well, yeah. Yeah, we have to have it for the office. I mean, there's my... window, and there's my car! That your car?
PAM: Uh-huh.
MICHAEL: That is our building... and we sell paper
I am really proud of you.
Thank you.
GAH. Just.. my heart is full!
It is... a message. It is an inspiration, it is... a source of beauty. And without paper, it could not have happened. Unless, you had a camera.
Kelly, final thoughts?
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!
fin.