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Please forgive me not making much sense and being really shallow...but in my defense i usually don't make sense and i'm very shallow, so..
Opening sequence-Annie falls gracefully, and silently from the ceiling? Don't question her catlike abilities-it's the boobs, they act as a flotation device. THREE QUICK SHOTS, BANG BANG BANG. Fat Neil is grateful for her help, but Annie knows in the end it is all about the benjamins baby (even i think i'm a dork)-so she TAKES AIM-
That was a game, this is PAINTBALL!
Cut to our heroine, ANNIE EDISON-In a very pleasantly suprising tarantino like flashback to Dean Pelton fucking up his own life again. Another round of Paintball, prize- $100,000 (The talking icecream has maybe the best bad guy voice ever--LIKE OMG-ok focus Laura focus).
BACK TO ANNIE, a CAN shakes (love how organized she is-the cans, perfect)-- Abed appears out of nowhere! Totally believable, he is BATMAN incase you've forgotten. The dialog between these two was basically perfect-
"I heard a rumor you never shoot an unarmed man."
"Whoever started that rumor didn't eat my beans."
"Then I guess it's lucky for me I'm not unarmed, seeing as I'm....eating your beans."
LOVE their interaction with the passion of 1,000 paintballs.
Jeff wants to see Annie? What? OH HAI JEFF-
Jeff: "Obviously they were practicing while the rest of us went on dates."
LMAO, that smile could make a man pregnant for christ sake.
MILADY
then the flashback!
Seeing a card with a heart on it and Jeff look longingly at Annie makes my insides want to be on my outsides.
*the sound of SPURS
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? THE GUY WHO'S GONNA WIN. BLACK RIDER, JOSH HOLLOWAY. YES PLEASE.
OKAY I don't have a gif, and even I hate me for it--they RUN..they're running--ANNIE's boobs try and run faster than her and my dog got hit in the face with one. He's fine, just a little stunned.
ENTER BRITTA, SHIRLEY, TROY--out of the trash can, LOL--and his reaction to ABED, priceless.
LOL Peirce's picture of Jeff--can they make fun of his forehead everyweek? It never gets old.
ENTER Pierce's commune lol-OOoo bag of drugs
Love Vicky dancing. She's a dance major.
The study group forms an alliance.
MORE JUICE MIGUEL.
then Dan kills me-in two ways-
He calls Annie a kid-second time this season. That makes you a pedo Jeff, cause you wanna get all up on her, don't even lie.
THEN HE PATS her...GUYS he pats her, that's like their foreplay. Dan is satan. Let me just state-if Jeff/Annie do not share a romantic moment in part two I will be sad forever..probably.
BACK to the show--ANNIE's thigh-
HOLY CRAP IS RIGHT JEFF!
Annie goes after CHANG-
they seriously had so much chemistry, Josh...you are hotter than average, believe me.
BEST ACTION SCENE IN A COMEDY EVER (Jeff's I got a better look at him he's not that handsome-LOLOLOLOL)
WATCH ANNIE JUST WATCH JEFF...they cannot not have them get together right? RIGHT?
They find Dean Pelton, the key's in my shorts LMAO, JIM RASH-OMG he is such love
Annie goes rogue
She's pretty awesome today. She is awesome everyday Abed, everyday.
Annie shoots all around Pierce--and OMG when Peirce says,
"Annie you're my favorite, I don't want to beat you." D'AWW She's mine too..that is all I can think when he says that.
SHOWDOWN!
distracted by their combined hotness
Blackrider reappears, Peirce out smarts him-idec--BLACK RIDER SAYS--SON OF A BITCH. LOST NOD..LOST. LOST. I miss it. TG they had him say that.
Black rider-sweetie this is so much bigger than you can ever imagine--IT IS hot stuff, it is. (also, coldplay-gross, Annie's disappointment at missing out on Blackrider=priceless)
CUT TO CHANG--are those storm troopers who just shot him? FUCK ME.
THIS EPISODE IS NOW MY FAVORITE. SERIOUSLY.
Scenes for next week,
SO Jeff is hanging with Britta? Does not help my otp's chances--and Annie and Abed are paired up--he says the line like if he leaves once he's gone he's gone--is that not setting Annie and Abed up for some major mellow dramatic totally out of nowhere kiss? I'm thinking this is gonna happen and i have mixed feelings. I love Danny and Alison--and i love Annie and Abed-but i am INlove with Jeff and Annie..tried to sound less psychotic in that last breakdown, but meh. I may love it-but right now even the thought of it makes me feel odd. Like, all this build up for Jeff and Annie leads to Annie and Abed? Dan-BEHAVE. Abed looks like Hans Solo next week--letscheckshoes..you see that right?
ALSO-the person speaking into the microphone--totally city college Dean. Awesome.
I love this show-i know I will enjoy it next week even if i don't get my shippy dreams, but man-it would make it so much better.
Night bbs, I took sometime off tomorrow-but i do have to eventually wake up go in