*skins off clumps of accumulated cyberdust and cybercobwebs*
I'm sorry for abandoning you, Eljay. *huggles*
Well, no, I didn't really neglect LJ, since I actually did visit a certain one very faithfully (and Risa knows which one), but my own...IM SRY.
To make it up to...it, I will type shit up, because that's how love goes.
300 = TESTOSTERONE + ABS + BOOBS + SLASH + SLASH.
Greeks are beautiful and gay. Persians are gay, if you're going to base a race on its king.
TOM WISDOM. IS. MINE. TEH PRETTIEST SPARTAN EVER. ALONG WITH TEENAGE LEONIDAS.
Gerard Butler should totally steer his career to flaunting his abs instead of his horrid (singing) voice. And I had this impertinent urge to cut off his beard. Not shave, CUT.
AND OHMYGAZ, WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU, RODRIGO?!?!?!?!11//?? PIERCINGS, EYELINER, GOLD EYESHADOW, AND OMG, THEY MADE YOU A NIGGER RUINED YOUR SKIN TONE :(( My heart was broken.
This week has been strange. A draw with Boro? WTF??!!1
BUT we won against the Euro XI. HAH. But I was ashamed when the crowd booed Stevie. :(
And what if Larsson did score against us?
And omg, C-ron was totally gloating after his goal. And I still find him hot. Le sigh. Mind you though, his oversized adam's apple gets to me, like Leonidas' beard.
AAGGHH. My dad put this protection control thing on the computer (Screw you, Windows Vista, and all your advancements) in the new laptop, so I CAN'T READ MY SLASH OR SEE PICSPAMS AS I PLEASE ALJEFAL;JKWEUIOFSDRUWEWREIDFIFJMEXJXMFXFMF K J JWRRIJWERWROIEFKJ
(Which is why I'm using the other laptop, but whatever).
With all this time with my family, I've discovered the root of all my gay-ness. Why didn't I see it before? WHY!?
GREY'S ANATOMY OVERLOAD
DELIBERATE SLEEP-DEPRIVATION
SLASH BY THE MANFULS
FOOTIE GALORE
A PURPOSEFUL WASTE OF TIME.
Okay, enough shit typed.
...Alright, more than enough.
Ahh, summer vacation.
Oh, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAULA.