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[prettybeachboy]

Took a look at the calendar today and realized that I have a bunch of swimming competitions coming up next week. I didn't forget about them or anything, I just didn't expect them to come up so quickly. I've got five in the pool to do, then one out in the sea with the other lifeguards down at the beach. That one's just a lot of fun, and usually

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[freerent_ftw]

I wouldn't trust you with my life.

[prettybeachboy]

There might be a lot I joke about, but I'm a damn good lifeguard.

[freerent_ftw]

Still wouldn't trust you. Tennis boys can't be trusted. Ever.

You're scumming up beaches gtfo. :|

[prettybeachboy]

Don't trust me, don't come to my beach. Simple as that.

[freerent_ftw]

The beach isn't yours to own, jerk.

[prettybeachboy]

When I'm in my seat, the beach I overlook is my responsibility. Thus, that strip of sand is mine. If anything goes wrong, I'm the one who's going to take the fall. So if you don't like it, don't come anywhere near my beach.

[freerent_ftw]

It's not your beach. The beach isn't owned by anyone. The beach is something that stupid people shouldn't even walk on because it's the only peaceful thing on earth.

[prettybeachboy]

You're right. And I'm there to make sure that peace isn't disturbed by, oh, someone drowning.

I'm done with this conversation.

[freerent_ftw]

Alright I'm sorry for bitchin at you. I was only fucking joking around. You guys take shit way to damn seriously.