Well, Magical Hilda defies your silly classifications. I haven't got time for that nonsense! And my butt is perfectly small, thank you very much. I've been dieting~
Pft. Who would want to be a smelly old king when they can be a gorgeous heroine with pretty boys full of fresh blood to do their bidding?
Whatever. The Classification system is gone anyway, along with that bastard Belioune. I'll just take your word for the small butt thing, though.
Smelly old king?! I AM THE PICTURE OF VITALITY AND PHYSICAL ATTRACTION!! I, Evil King Stan, was and will become again the ruler of the world!!--no--THE UNIVERSE!! The shriveled soul of every creature will cower before my might, tremble at the whisper of a shadow, weep and beg for mercy before they draw their last breath!! ONCE AGAIN, I WILL BE THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF TERROR! AHAHAHA!!!
..."full of blood"? The only males here, aside from yours truly, that could even begin to constitute as pretty seem to attach themselves to others of the same gender. I remember the days when men were hanged and their reproductive organs sawed off for even mentioning being with another male! Not that I especially care what humans attempt to reproduce with. If the law was reinstated, however, this entire society would be a much more hilarious and less populated place!
Projecting much? You sound like a smelly old king to me. How old are you anyway?
Mm... you're pretty then?
Besides I haven't a care in the world who they're dating. I have a strict policy about not dating my dinner. That could lead to all sorts of funny talk. Although I have to agree about that law...
Oh it makes every bit of difference if your blood has aged well or it's old and rotten. I bet the reason you're so grumpy is because you have putrid mold in your veins.
Yes. Dinner.
Lunch. Breakfast. You know, meals. Things you eat during the day. Or do you live under a rock?
LIES AND SLANDER! My blood is just as healthy and wonderful as ever!! I'm "grumpy" because my slave is still useless, that Bubbly Annoyance still wants to marry me, and I'M STILL NOT RULER OF THE WORLD!! Yet. Yet.
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Hehehehehe! Not the sort of proposition I'm used to, but I'm flattered all the same.
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Because it looks to me like someone is long overdue for a spanking!
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I do believe you have your genders crossed, fiend! It's heroine.
And don't think I'll let you get away with that trampy remark either! I'll whip you so hard you won't be able to sit for a week.
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Bold and perverted! Not bad. For once, a newcomer that isn't a whining little insect or wannabe Evil King!
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Pft. Who would want to be a smelly old king when they can be a gorgeous heroine with pretty boys full of fresh blood to do their bidding?
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Smelly old king?! I AM THE PICTURE OF VITALITY AND PHYSICAL ATTRACTION!! I, Evil King Stan, was and will become again the ruler of the world!!--no--THE UNIVERSE!! The shriveled soul of every creature will cower before my might, tremble at the whisper of a shadow, weep and beg for mercy before they draw their last breath!! ONCE AGAIN, I WILL BE THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF TERROR! AHAHAHA!!!
..."full of blood"? The only males here, aside from yours truly, that could even begin to constitute as pretty seem to attach themselves to others of the same gender. I remember the days when men were hanged and their reproductive organs sawed off for even mentioning being with another male! Not that I especially care what humans attempt to reproduce with. If the law was reinstated, however, this entire society would be a much more hilarious and less populated place!
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Mm... you're pretty then?
Besides I haven't a care in the world who they're dating. I have a strict policy about not dating my dinner. That could lead to all sorts of funny talk. Although I have to agree about that law...
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Yes. Very much so.
...dinner?
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Yes. Dinner.
Lunch. Breakfast. You know, meals. Things you eat during the day. Or do you live under a rock?
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You eat humans. You eat humans.
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MARVELOUS!
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