Anti-OTP!

[pretty_sweeting]

Typist: To make this less of a mess, this post shall be for all Olivia's anti-OTP's. (Except for the Illyrian anti-OTPlay4.) So, Horatio, Orsino, Sebastian, Helena, Roxane, and Cyrano, have at 'er!

*lounges around in the garden, probably thinking about her rather insane love life, because really, what else does she think about?*

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[maid_and_a_man]

*ignore the snerking typist, plz*

*beams nervously* My Lady!

[pretty_sweeting]

*beams back, warmly* Friend Sebastian! I am glad of thy return.

[maid_and_a_man]

I to see thee! *offers to hug*

[pretty_sweeting]

*hugs!* Hast thou been well?

[maid_and_a_man]

O, ay--! Though I have missed thee, Olivia. *hugstight*

[pretty_sweeting]

And I thee, more than I had dreamed. *snuggles*

[maid_and_a_man]

Hast thou? *...isn't. letting. go*

[pretty_sweeting]

Ay! Methinks I fell into melancholy often, without thee. *isn't either*

[maid_and_a_man]

*hopefully* I am--I am not of good spirits, myself, without thee.

[pretty_sweeting]

Then thou must not leave again! *a soft kiss on the lips*

[maid_and_a_man]

*...oh, wow* I shall never--my Lady.

[pretty_sweeting]

*smiles* My lord.

[maid_and_a_man]

*...wowww* *suddenly, impusively doofily, kisses /her/, a sweet kiss, held, undeniably romantic*

[pretty_sweeting]

*doesn't mind at all, and in fact quite willingly participates*

[maid_and_a_man]

*the wow is just getting more wow every second here--he never guessed this would go so well, which means we get a little more touch and affection, hands and a longer kiss*

[pretty_sweeting]

*follows his lead, and when that kiss is over, smiles at him and smooths his hair, which was sticking up rather doofily* I love thee.