sick hand, blackened lung.
I would like to see even the world champion beer pong player go shot for shot with my grandmother. You'd lose. she can two-fist it like no one I've ever seen before. Christmas was wonderful. I love my parents and everything that they do for me. My grandmother on the other hand is quite a piece of work...
After my step-dad opens the drill that his son bought for him:
My Mom: "Bob, how old is your drill"
My Grandma: "Well geez, Cheryl, it's probably as old as him..."
(and yes, my friends, go ahead and assume that it's as dirty as it sounds)
and that folks, was christmas morning... my grandma making dirty jokes while we all delighted in the festivities of opening presents and having breakfast.
After my step-dad opens the drill that his son bought for him:
My Mom: "Bob, how old is your drill"
My Grandma: "Well geez, Cheryl, it's probably as old as him..."
(and yes, my friends, go ahead and assume that it's as dirty as it sounds)
and that folks, was christmas morning... my grandma making dirty jokes while we all delighted in the festivities of opening presents and having breakfast.