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02 [written / action]

Feb 07, 2010 14:23

[After having a lengthy and rather pitiful fight with the southern barrier, Dilandau has returned to the village alone, looking significantly more depressed and resigned. The first place he wanders into is, of course, the Good Spirits Bar. He silently curses what he thinks is a stupid name. Regardless, he proceeds to order glass after glass of red ( Read more... )

fucking hate this place, whining, boredom boredom, booze!, angst

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[Action] goldenglasses February 7 2010, 22:07:52 UTC

[Vash is at the bar nursing a drink, he’s not spying over your shoulder to see what you’re writing, but he glances your way at the drumming.]

[Action] pretty_fascist February 7 2010, 22:13:32 UTC

[At Vash's glance, Dilandau immediately lifts his eyes for a "don't fuck with me" glare. He's obviously not the friendliest of new feathers.]

You got a problem?

[Action] goldenglasses February 7 2010, 22:38:43 UTC

[Slightly nervous laugh.] Problem? Nope! No problem! Nothing at all! Ahahaha~!

[Action] pretty_fascist February 7 2010, 22:48:24 UTC

[He just keeps staring while Vash awkwardly laughs.]

......... Good.

[He turns back to the bar, downing the rest of his drink, and very quickly ordering another one. With a twitch, he suddenly turns back to Vash, apparently angry now. Mood swings FTW.]

Why the hell are you so happy!? You were... laughing! What right do you have to laugh in my presence!?

[Action] goldenglasses February 7 2010, 22:54:14 UTC

[Well Vash sighs when you turn away from him going back to his drink. For a second there he thought he was in trou-OH SHIT BEING SUDDENLY YELLED AT! He literally jumps out of his seat and tumbles onto the floor.] What? Oh um... I dunno - uh I guess well... [Feel free to yell at him during his stuttering as he tries to pick himself off from the floor.]

[Action] pretty_fascist February 7 2010, 23:03:22 UTC

[LOL. Oh, yes, yell he certainly will!]

[It looks like he's found someone clumsy, awkward, and weak: the perfect target for his newfound rage. The fact that this person is obviously older than him just makes him feel even more superior. He pushes the stool back from the bar and hops off, towering over Vash.]

WELL!?

You were staring at me, and you thought you could just LAUGH and everything would be all better!? Is that it!? I don't need your damn laughter!!

Now get up off the floor and address me with some dignity!

I'm Dilandau Albatou, captain of Zaibach's most elite soldiers, and you will NOT laugh in my presence!!

Is that understood!?

[Action] goldenglasses February 7 2010, 23:07:21 UTC

No! I mean... I wasn't staring I was looking and I was.. well... oh man.

[Ack! Being yelled at more. Alright; he can play along if it will avoid a possible fight. Shooting to his feet.] Yes sir! Understood sir! [Salutes!]

[Action] pretty_fascist February 7 2010, 23:10:58 UTC

[Oh, he likes that! He really does.]

I trust we won't be having anymore problems, then?

[Action] goldenglasses February 7 2010, 23:13:10 UTC

No sir Mr. Albatou, sir!

[Action] pretty_fascist February 7 2010, 23:20:14 UTC

Good. I like that. What's your name, soldier? [Yes, you're now a soldier under his command, as far as he's concerned. He's also getting progressively drunker.]

[Action] goldenglasses February 7 2010, 23:23:52 UTC

[Whatever keeps a bar fight from happening.] My name? Well I'm glad you asked!

My name is... Vash the Stampede! A hunter of peace! Chasing the elusive mayfly known as love!

[Action] pretty_fascist February 7 2010, 23:31:46 UTC

...Vash the Stampede...

No more of that peace and love crap. We're at war here. [He picks up his drink from the bar, taking a large sip, before practically slamming it back onto the counter.] We've got to find the Malnosso!

... And kill them.

Unless you actually like being trapped and treated like an object to be experimented on?

[Action] goldenglasses February 7 2010, 23:35:47 UTC

[Oh god another person who's too happy to kill.] Well um... don't you think war is a little... extreme Commander? I mean... I really don't like being experimented on but... war?

[Action] pretty_fascist February 7 2010, 23:44:55 UTC

I'll let you in on a little secret. You know why bastards like the Malnosso keep on kidnapping innocent people and bringing them to this hell hole?

It's because they can get away with it. It's because people like you have let them get away with it!

Well, I'm going to do something about it! I didn't start this war! They did! And they're going to pay for thinking that they can just... kidnap me! No one kidnaps me! I don't get kidnapped. I'm... a Zaibach Captain.

We don't get kidnapped.

[Action] goldenglasses February 7 2010, 23:56:09 UTC

Now wait... that's not fair. I we don't let them get away with it. Just haven't been able to find a way to stop them yet.

[Action] pretty_fascist February 7 2010, 23:58:12 UTC

Well, now that I'm here, we're just going to have to find a way, aren't we?

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