4th Shot
I choose to see this little mishap by the house elves as an early birthday present to me since it'll be summer vacation by the time mine rolls around.
Not that I'm eying everyone, but one must be fair. Or something. That's what people always tell me anyway.
ETA: Okay Julie says otherwise but I can absolutely have a real relationship and not just assorted fuckbuddies, and I am going to prove it. Seriously, if a bitch like her can manage to hold down a man for at least a month it can't be that hard, I put out at least as much as she does.
Not that I'm eying everyone, but one must be fair. Or something. That's what people always tell me anyway.
ETA: Okay Julie says otherwise but I can absolutely have a real relationship and not just assorted fuckbuddies, and I am going to prove it. Seriously, if a bitch like her can manage to hold down a man for at least a month it can't be that hard, I put out at least as much as she does.