I really don't feel like going to a funeral. Is it really so bad if the son doesn't go? I am a busy young man on his search for education, am I not?
Well that's neither here or there.
So~! Hunnies and... those other people I don't really care about; I have been away from these journals for far too long~ Keep me up to date, lovelies. What did I miss?
I think I'm going to be sick. I know it wasn't by natural causes. They did what I asked and they... Did I really want this to happen?
Well, I'm not too sad about it. That's the scary thing.
I guess this means I need to hold up my end to the bargain. But all in good time, right? right!
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I can't believe I sunk to this.