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Today i packed up the rest of my things in yellow house, cleaned out my room, and said my goodbyes to umass for good.
I knew the day wasn't going to start off well when I went to the salvation army to drop off a SHITLOAD of stuff...only to find that they were closed. I ended up tossing the clothes in a few bins down the street for the same purpose, so not all was lost.
Later, as i was packing up my car, I went to open my trunk and saw that some bird had taken a giant dump on my car. Then I looked closer and saw that it wasn't a dump, it WAS A FERTILIZED EGG that had fallen from a nest and broken its nasty embryo all over the trunk of my car. Luckily i got it off before it FRIED and turned into nasty egg ness on my car (you know how hard that shiz is to get off once it dries). I went back into the house, came out two minutes later and there was ANOTHER EGG smashed all over my car's roof this time.
Seriously birds, evolution. Figure it out.
Then i saw a squirrel get hit and killed on 202. It spun around a bunch of times like some kind of deranged helicopter and then landed on the shoulder. I'm just glad i didn't hit it.
So i'm officially out of yellow house and officially in my new life in malden and officially exhausted so i'm going to sleep. Good night.
I knew the day wasn't going to start off well when I went to the salvation army to drop off a SHITLOAD of stuff...only to find that they were closed. I ended up tossing the clothes in a few bins down the street for the same purpose, so not all was lost.
Later, as i was packing up my car, I went to open my trunk and saw that some bird had taken a giant dump on my car. Then I looked closer and saw that it wasn't a dump, it WAS A FERTILIZED EGG that had fallen from a nest and broken its nasty embryo all over the trunk of my car. Luckily i got it off before it FRIED and turned into nasty egg ness on my car (you know how hard that shiz is to get off once it dries). I went back into the house, came out two minutes later and there was ANOTHER EGG smashed all over my car's roof this time.
Seriously birds, evolution. Figure it out.
Then i saw a squirrel get hit and killed on 202. It spun around a bunch of times like some kind of deranged helicopter and then landed on the shoulder. I'm just glad i didn't hit it.
So i'm officially out of yellow house and officially in my new life in malden and officially exhausted so i'm going to sleep. Good night.