Dreaming Comics no.1 vol. 1
I had the weirdest dream last night. It involved hot guys and comic book super heroes. And the strange thing is that I can remember it.
So I was dreaming about going to the mall. Ugh. And I go to the food court to read a book. So I'm minding my own business and Ewan McGregor sits next to me. Okay. Then he starts talking to me and he puts his hand on the small of my back. I can remember the pressure of his hand on me. I also remember maneuvering so that he could reach more of me. Damn, I'm a whore in my dreams. Then we left and were separated. Well shit. Then I was walking home in an alley and Ben Whofleck swooped down on me in Daredevil costume. It wasn't to save me; we said some unkind words to each other in the line of I can beat you/no, you can't. (I know how playground.) Then we started fighting. I was using nunchucks (I doubt I spelled that right) and he was using that funky fighting stick he uses. (I have no idea what it's called I'd normally ask Trevor but he's at GenCon.) So there I was whipping my 'chucks this way and that. Looking really cool. But being Daredevil he got my weapons away from me rather effortlessly. Damn him. I was knocked cold and woke up in Bruce Banner's (The Incredible Hulk; I don't know how many of you saw the Uncredible Bulk movie.)lab.
The rest of the dream is really odd because I kept waking while the child was watching Pokemon. Jessie and James were chasing me through Bruce's lab demanding my unusual Pokemon and I told them I didn't have any Pokemon. Then I realized I had a Togepi. So I grabbed it and ran into a library. There were all these nerds reading comic books and Star Wars novels. To lose Team Rocket I hid among the readers but ended up sitting next to Tom Everett Scott (the drummer from the movie "that thing you do"). So we started arguing about what's better comics or Star Wars. Then I woke up humming "Rio".
Yep, I'm a complete weirdo.
So I was dreaming about going to the mall. Ugh. And I go to the food court to read a book. So I'm minding my own business and Ewan McGregor sits next to me. Okay. Then he starts talking to me and he puts his hand on the small of my back. I can remember the pressure of his hand on me. I also remember maneuvering so that he could reach more of me. Damn, I'm a whore in my dreams. Then we left and were separated. Well shit. Then I was walking home in an alley and Ben Whofleck swooped down on me in Daredevil costume. It wasn't to save me; we said some unkind words to each other in the line of I can beat you/no, you can't. (I know how playground.) Then we started fighting. I was using nunchucks (I doubt I spelled that right) and he was using that funky fighting stick he uses. (I have no idea what it's called I'd normally ask Trevor but he's at GenCon.) So there I was whipping my 'chucks this way and that. Looking really cool. But being Daredevil he got my weapons away from me rather effortlessly. Damn him. I was knocked cold and woke up in Bruce Banner's (The Incredible Hulk; I don't know how many of you saw the Uncredible Bulk movie.)lab.
The rest of the dream is really odd because I kept waking while the child was watching Pokemon. Jessie and James were chasing me through Bruce's lab demanding my unusual Pokemon and I told them I didn't have any Pokemon. Then I realized I had a Togepi. So I grabbed it and ran into a library. There were all these nerds reading comic books and Star Wars novels. To lose Team Rocket I hid among the readers but ended up sitting next to Tom Everett Scott (the drummer from the movie "that thing you do"). So we started arguing about what's better comics or Star Wars. Then I woke up humming "Rio".
Yep, I'm a complete weirdo.