Aug 16, 2011 23:55
[So, Teddie got up early on his second day in Mayfield with the idea of exploring the town. He notices the flier and the milk on the front step.]
So, drinking milk is the law here? That's kind of strange....
[But, whatever. Probably best just to drink it to avoid trouble later.]
Hmm... this tastes a little..... weird.
[A few minutes later, after the 'special milk' has started to kick in, he's actually feeling pretty good. Hmmm, but whats that moving around underneath the wall? He better keep an eye on that. So, housemates, the new addition to your household appears to be watching the living room wallpaper very intently and muttering to himself. He is still holding the empty milk bottle and contemplating throwing it at non-existent wall gremlins.]
[Later, when he's finally gotten bored with that, Teddie is taking his tour of the town after all. He's still high as a kite, though, so he may not remember much of this later. Everything he sees seems to strike him as either totally amazing or completely hilarious. Also he keeps stopping to stare at thing for entirely too long, or occaisionally poke things that seem interesting. Like you. Hi there.]
Hey.... pssst.... Hey......
i'm a bad person,
do drink the milk,
milkfield,
hallucination funtimes,
drugs are bad mmkay?,
special milk,
teddie