005- [action]First day of school~

[pretty_bear]

[It's the first day of school and Teddie is all kinds of excited. He's never had a real school experience like Sensei or Yosuke or Chie-chan. But now he's going to high school just like them~ And on his first day of school, Teddie can be found in a few places.]

A) [Are you an attractive female teacher or student? Then have a perky blonde giving you

Comments

A

[deaths_heritor]

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If you're looking for the cheerleaders, I believe they're in the gym practicing their midriff baring routine.

Re: A

[pretty_bear]

I wasn't before, but I definitely don't wanna miss that!

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You're one of the teachers, right? What do you teach? I wanna take that class!

[deaths_heritor]

I teach English. And no, I'm not transferring you if you're not already assigned to it. Awfully young to be a Casanunda, aren't you?

[pretty_bear]

But why not? I'd much rather take a class taught by a beautiful woman~

.....What's a Casanunda?

[deaths_heritor]

If you're too young to know that, I don't think I'll elaborate.

A bit of advice - Knowing the people of this town, you're going to be punched in the face a lot if you keep on in that vein.

[pretty_bear]

Aww, but I don't even know how old I am!

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Really? Why?

[deaths_heritor]

Haven't you ever heard of 'sexual harrassment'?

[pretty_bear]

No....

[His eyes are wide and curious. Do tell.]

[deaths_heritor]

[How to explain this without being completely traumatizing....... Oh, well, traumatizing it is.]

When adults say that sort of thing, it carries the implication that they want to engage in intercourse with the woman they're speaking to. I don't know if you're the right age for that sort of thing, but your desire is probably fueled by the same sort of impetus. You just don't know it yet.

[And now you know.]

[pretty_bear]

Oh! I get it!

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But what's 'intercourse?'

[deaths_heritor]

Sexual reproduction.

[pretty_bear]

[He is just

so confused.]

What's that?

[deaths_heritor]

I have a quota of one Talk every ten years. Go find the health teacher and have him explain it.

[pretty_bear]

Health teacher? Where can I find one of those?

.....

[Maybe Yosuke knows what it is...]

[deaths_heritor]

Ostensibly somewhere in school. Try asking around.

[pretty_bear]

Oh....um... okay.

[Maybe Rin-chan knows which teacher he needs...]