GUYS I HAVE TWO IMPORTANT THINGS TO SHARE WITH YOU. FIRST OF ALL, MEET FINNUS:
HE SAYS HE'S LIKE MY SOUL OR SOMETHING, I DON'T KNOW. ACTUALLY YOU KNOW WHAT? FINNUS IS A DUMB FUCKING NAME. I THINK I MIGHT LIKE, RENAME HIM CHARLIE OR SOMETHING, THAT'S SO MUCH CUTER!
OKAY HE SAYS I CAN'T DO THAT? WHATEVER! I HOPE HE GETS ALONG WITH CHEWER!!!
ANYWAY MY NEXT IMPORTANT THING IS
YOU KNOW HOW I HAD SEX WITH A GIRL AND THEN MY VAGINA WAS BLEEDING?
:OOO TURNED IT WAS LACK OF LUBE-RELATED! WEIRD, HUH?