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*** Wednesday night, Mel Blais and Rach Runn had some mighty good times in Tuscawilla burning some shit, burning some other shit, drinking some Bud, and discussing how they were going to be slaughtered along the horse trail. ***
Last night, in the usual Thursday tradition, Rach was hanging out with Zake, Liz, and Steve-O. Good times were had just chillin', playing a drinking game, raving to some hardcore Darude, etc. THEN, Rach notices that she has a missed call from Mel Blais. Promptly, Rach returns this call to find out some most unexpected and startling news: her bestfriend is hanging out with her X boyfriend. WTF??? In her chipper, carefree, and way too drunk mood, Rach invites them on over. Suddenly, within minutes of disconnecting the call, Rach realizes that this is a quite fucked up situation and calls Mel back. Hysterical at this point, Rach hands the phone off to Zake in hopes of making some sense of what is happening. As it turns out, one Destin Leeper is fleeing the state in fear for his life due to some crazy, Bithlonian rednecks. Mel happened to run into him at work and took him with her on a mad dash for some duct tape. So, Mel brings over this refugee who, as always, feeds Rach some incredibley retarded bullshit lines and excuses. In her drunk stage, Rach eats this shit with a spoon and of course, wants this loser to come home with her so she can watch out for him and help him out. Then, she takes one look at her friends, huddled together a few feet away, standing outside in the freezing cold at 4 am, all for her, for the soul purpose of being there for HER. She lets this guy drive her home seeing as how she is far too intoxicated to do it herself. Mel follows close behind and retrieves the perp just as he exits the ride.
Rach wakes up this morning with a sigh of relief that she is waking up alone.
Last night, in the usual Thursday tradition, Rach was hanging out with Zake, Liz, and Steve-O. Good times were had just chillin', playing a drinking game, raving to some hardcore Darude, etc. THEN, Rach notices that she has a missed call from Mel Blais. Promptly, Rach returns this call to find out some most unexpected and startling news: her bestfriend is hanging out with her X boyfriend. WTF??? In her chipper, carefree, and way too drunk mood, Rach invites them on over. Suddenly, within minutes of disconnecting the call, Rach realizes that this is a quite fucked up situation and calls Mel back. Hysterical at this point, Rach hands the phone off to Zake in hopes of making some sense of what is happening. As it turns out, one Destin Leeper is fleeing the state in fear for his life due to some crazy, Bithlonian rednecks. Mel happened to run into him at work and took him with her on a mad dash for some duct tape. So, Mel brings over this refugee who, as always, feeds Rach some incredibley retarded bullshit lines and excuses. In her drunk stage, Rach eats this shit with a spoon and of course, wants this loser to come home with her so she can watch out for him and help him out. Then, she takes one look at her friends, huddled together a few feet away, standing outside in the freezing cold at 4 am, all for her, for the soul purpose of being there for HER. She lets this guy drive her home seeing as how she is far too intoxicated to do it herself. Mel follows close behind and retrieves the perp just as he exits the ride.
Rach wakes up this morning with a sigh of relief that she is waking up alone.