LOG: Saeki/Shishido. NC-17 of course.
Saeki: *walks up Shishido's drive with a rape alarm that Yukimura had lying around* *takes out the pin and drops it on his doormat and stands back*
Shishido: *is down at the door in a matter of seconds when he hears the alarm* WHAT THE HELL?!
Saeki: *jiggles pin in his hand and speaks through the piercing noise* Oh good, you're home.
Shishido: *kicks it off his doorstep* YOU COULD HAVE JUST KNOCKED.
Saeki: I wanted a guarantee.
Shishido: *grabs the door* I should just slam the door on your face NOW.
Saeki: I'll put it through your letterbox. And you can't stop it without the pin.
Shishido: Put the pin in it then!
Saeki: *picks up alarm* You'll listen to me?
Shishido: *puts his hands over his ears and frowns* I can't hear you, asshole!
Saeki: *hears Shishido's dog howl inside and a couple of people stick their heads out neighbouring doors*
Shishido: SHUT IT UP!
Saeki: ... *slowly puts the pin back in*
Saeki: *abrupt silence*
Saeki: Heh.
Shishido: ...*lowers his hands*
Shishido: *picks up the alarm and drop kicks it*
Saeki: *slaps a hand against Shishido's door to keep it open* You have to listen now.
Shishido: *crosses his arms* I'm listening.
Saeki: *opens his mouth- and stares at Shishido*
Shishido: *frowns and looks down* You're already done?
Saeki: *quickly* Are you?
Shishido: YOU'RE the one who said you had something to say!
Saeki: I mean with me.
Shishido: Oh. *frown fades* Well. That's--that's...hm. *runs his hands through his hair* That's what it looks like.
Saeki: *drops hand from door* What it looks like?
Shishido: Yeah. You know. *shrugs*
Saeki: ...
Shishido: WHAT? What do you WANT me to say?
Saeki: *lunges and grabs his arms too tight* Don't shrug at me! Don't- Don't say that and SHRUG at me!
Shishido: *leans back and looks at him, his shoulders stiffening* Don't yell at me!
Saeki: Don't leave me!
Shishido: I'm mad at you!
Saeki: *shoves him inside and pulls the door shut with a bang* I know.
Shishido: I'm not going to listen to you when you're pushing me around like this!
Saeki: I'm not saying sorry to the whole world. I'm saying sorry to you.
Shishido: *pulls an arm free* Let go of me!
Saeki: *grabs his wrist* Not until you listen!
Shishido: *looks away stubbornly* Then I'm not listening!
Saeki: *steps closer and cups his face* Shishido!
Shishido: *points away arbitrarily* You go over THERE to talk to me!
Saeki: *slowly holds hands up and away and takes, like, a half-step back* Okay, alright.
Shishido: *takes a step back as well and straightens out his clothing* Okay.
Saeki: *watches Shishido like he might vanish any second* I brought a lump of cheese.
Shishido: *frowns and clenches his fists* WHY?
Saeki: ...You like cheese. *inches forward*
Shishido: You're-- *looks at his hand* You're not supposed to bring things I like!
Saeki: I brought you cheese, a rape alarm- *digs through his pockets*- gum, a comb, a cue ball, and-- pieces of lint.
Shishido: You brought all that?!
Saeki: Well. The cue ball was for- *dog suddenly comes careening around the corner barking its head off because it's SCENTED THE EVIL HIPPIE*
Saeki: *throws ball down the hall and dog gets distracted and follows*
Shishido: *frowns* I don't want all your stuff!
Saeki: *touches the back of his hand* Don't you want- *voice dries up and he coughs*
Shishido: ...need water?
Saeki: *stares at him and nods jerkily*
Shishido: *gestures for him to follow him into the kitchen and walks there*
Saeki: *follows so close he accidentally treads on his heel* *grabs Shishido's elbow in the stumble and holds on*
Shishido: *stumbles forward and then turns around and pushes Saeki roughly* Jackass!
Saeki: *catches Shishido's hands* Please change your mind.
Shishido: *twists one hand free, reaches behind him and grabs a half-filled glass of water from earlier that morning* WATER.
Saeki: *doesn't look at it* I don't want water really.
Shishido: *looks at it enough for the both of them* We have lemonade.
Saeki: I don't want lemonade either.
Shishido: *glances toward him* Soda?
Saeki: *holds onto his shirt* No.
Shishido: *frowns and turns slightly* I'm thirsty though! *starts drinking the water quickly*
Saeki: *takes the glass away and drops it in the sink* I'm sorry for last night.
Shishido: You were being lame.
Saeki: You weren't helping.
Shishido: *raises an eyebrow* Are you blaming me?
Saeki: You've DUMPED ME. *tightens hands in shirt*
Shishido: YOU called me a whore! *prods Saeki's chest with his finger*
Saeki: I know. *looks down* I didn't mean it.
Shishido: ... *pushes him again, at a loss for anything to say*
Saeki: *moves against the push* I wanted to make you mad.
Shishido: WHY? *pushes him again, harder*
Saeki: I don't know- *steps back again* To see what it'd take.
Shishido: *steps toward him* To see what it'd take to piss me off or to see what it'd take for me to dump you?
Saeki: ...It doesn't take much to do that first one.
Shishido: Then WHY'D you do it?
Shishido: *shakes his head* Never mind!
Shishido: Whatever!
Saeki: To measure.
Shishido: *grabs his shirt with both fists* Don't TEST me like that!
Saeki: How else?! *covers his fists with his own hands* You don't say much! Not properly. And then you said that. What I've always wanted you to say. I needed to know!
Shishido: What else do you WANT me to say? Do I need to say anything when I kiss you or go over your place and put up with Tachibana or... *lowers his voice and looks around JUST IN CASE* ...when we...hm. You know.
Saeki: *pauses* ...Is anyone else in?
Shishido: ...no.
Saeki: Heh, and you still can't say it.
Shishido: *turns slightly red* I just don't feel like it!
Saeki: *sways closer and talks into his ear* It's one thing I love about you.
Shishido: *looks at him skeptically* What? WHY?
Saeki: I don't know. You're a big prude. *grins*
Shishido: You're just as bad!
Saeki: You're my first... everything. And- *clutches him tight* I know I'm not yours. I'd hate it more than you dumping me if you only kept me around because I asked you to.
Saeki: But I am. Asking. *screws up material of Shishido's shirt in his fingers*
Shishido: *looks down at Saeki's fingers* I know.
Saeki: I know I keep saying I won't get jealous or be stupid again. *shakes shirt slightly and tries to catch his eye*
Shishido: *EYE SUFFICIENTLY CAUGHT* I don't care if you're jealous just don't be stupid or lame.
Saeki: It comes out somehow.
Shishido: *frowns at him* Yeah I know.
Saeki: But not at you. Not you. I'm sorry. *opens his hand against Shishido's chest*
Shishido: Heh *narrows his eyes and looks to the side* You're always lame to me anyway.
Saeki: *claps a hand to his own head* Lame has a hundred meanings coming from you.
Shishido: Lame is lame! How many different meanings are there?
Saeki: Well... Lame like last night, and lame like hugging you on the court after we won that doubles match.
Shishido: Yeah. You're that lame. The second one. Usually.
Saeki: *looks at him and speaks unsteadily* Usually, like... not any more?
Shishido: *frowns and looks back at him* Heh...yeah. I guess. Because we broke up and all that...kind of stuff.
Saeki: You said we didn't break up, that you dumped me. Though I don't get the difference...
Shishido: Breaking up is not just me doing it.
Saeki: Well. You didn't just do it. I pushed you to it.
Saeki: I can't stand it. Don't tell me you meant it. I didn't mean any of it. Shishido!
Shishido: Shut up! *pushes him a few times up against pantry door* Hm. *frowns* I'm going to kiss you. But I'm still mad at you.
Saeki: I'd be mad at me. *grabs him* I'll make it up to you, I'm sorry, so sorry-
Shishido: I said shut up! *practically stumbles as he dashes forward to kiss him*
Saeki: *practically breaks a rib grabbing Shishido so tightly and kissing him back*
Shishido: *grabs the front of Saeki's shirt and pulls him away from the wall, only breaking away to push him into the living room* You know I still hate you!
Saeki: Seems like it... *out of breath*
Shishido: Shut up! *takes one long stride to get back over to him* Just stop it!
Saeki: *catches Shishido's arms and kisses him, walking him backward and knocking the cabinet* Ssh.
Shishido: *bumps into the cabinet, knocking a few things over but continues kissing Saeki*
Saeki: *hears the dog growl low outside in the hall* *doesn't care about getting his ankle snapped off right now*
Shishido: *leans over and chucks a fallen candle toward the dog* GO AWAY.
Saeki: *looks over* I fed you while he was away! *whips head back around to Shishido* Oh yeah... You're going away again. *tenses grip on Shishido's shoulders again*
Shishido: I am LATER. *kisses him a few short times*
Saeki: *presses closer into the kisses and slides a hand into Shishido's hair* I don't want you to ever have a reason to cut your hair again.
Saeki: It's good like this.
Shishido: *slides down to sit down but keeps a firm grip on Saeki* I want to grow it long.
Saeki: But even, I imagine. *slides down beside him and presses Shishido back against the chestnut drawers*
Shishido: *takes a deep breath, loosening his grip* What?
Saeki: Even, like now, so you're not allowed to cut it again yourself. I'm glad Orihime took scissors away from you. *captures his fingers in his own*
Shishido: *repositions himself so he's not sitting on his mom's random sculpture* Yeah. My hair.
Saeki: *reaches up and plays with it* *looks at him for a moment* Yeah. *suddenly lunges forward and winds up on the carpet kissing*
Shishido: *falls to the floor underneath him, pulling on the front of Saeki's shirt*
Saeki: *slides a hand up Shishido's side and down again, and under his shirt* You really scared me. *kisses his neck and under his ear*
Shishido: You really pissed me off. *closes his eyes and leans up a bit*
Saeki: *pushes Shishido's shirt higher and moves down, kissing his chest and pressing his palm flat against it* *glances at Shishido's closed eyes and grins, and rubs his thumb down the centre of his stomach*
Shishido: You-- *bites his lip and turns red* --don't do it again.
Saeki: *kisses the top of his hip and laughs* That's going to work. *does it again, slower*
Shishido: *alskjg* Are you listening? I-- *feels around blindly for Saeki and grabs his shirt again but doesn't lift his head up* You--I don't--LAMEASS.
Shishido: *glares* I'M MAD AT YOU!
Saeki: I know. *trails fingers lightly up Shishido's stomach and down again* If you let me- *dog suddenly yaps and runs to the door, tail wagging*
Shishido: *sits up quickly with his eyes wide open* What time is it?! *pulls his shirt down*
Saeki: *keeps his hand on Shishido's stomach under his shirt* I don't know, I lost track of- *hears car doors slam*
Shishido: *pushes Saeki off of him reluctantly and runs toward the stairs* Come on!
Saeki: *key jangles in front door lock* ...O.O Your mom. *bolts up the stairs after him*
Shishido: *runs into his room but then turns around in the doorway and pushes Saeki back out* My room has no door! *points down the hall* The bathroom! Go to the bathroom!
Saeki: *catches him around the waist and twirls him back into the bedroom, kissing him* Portkey. *kisses him harder* Quick.
Dog: *Barks like hell*
Shishido: ...oh yeah. *kisses him and then leans over, using Saeki as superfluous support as he grabs the obnoxious toucan* Heh.
Saeki: *PORTKEYED TO SAEKI'S LOVE NEST*
Shishido: *YAY!*
Saeki: *LOVIN' ENSUES, MAYBE. IF SHISHIDO SWALLOWS HIS RAGE*
Shishido: *RAGE-INDUCED LUVIN'S*
Saeki: [Insert obligatory sympathy for Chitose]