Comments | preton: So I haven't posted in a while. Ball me.

preton

So I haven't posted in a while. Ball me.

Sep 04, 2005 23:25

Today, I'm going to go over some things that piss me off. If stuff that you do makes it onto this list, change. You will be infinately cooler for it. If you aren't interested, than go to hell.

( Stuff that pisses me off... )

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queen_hayley September 5 2005, 14:40:35 UTC

everything else I can understand but not the "You're weak. You're small. You can't do shit. Embrace your role: making men happy." is crap.

queen_hayley September 5 2005, 14:50:31 UTC

typo. *That's crap.

Quite pwaly September 5 2005, 16:52:09 UTC

You hate quite a bit don't you Preton. I agree with the baby and the saltine crackers bit. I get that a lot in Johnny Carinos. But the servers don't have to clean it up, I do. I'm the table tender. But our servers are really good about cleaning stuff up though.

preton September 5 2005, 22:44:55 UTC

All of the things that I say are generalizations, and opinionated ones at that. Of coarse not all women are weak. In fact, I bet there are some that could kick my ass (highly unlikely, at least I certainly have never met one.) The making men happy thing is a joke. Kind of.

krealin456 September 6 2005, 02:27:00 UTC

I know a girl that can kick your butt, Preston. She knows several different forms of martial arts, including hand-to-hand and weapons styles.

preton September 6 2005, 09:34:26 UTC

I don't think so. I have mastered the art of girlfriend beating and feel rather confident against the fairer sex.

catie_kins September 6 2005, 02:31:01 UTC

so what about the time that brittany and i fought you...
yeah, there was 2 of us but come on...

Thread 6

aerospider September 6 2005, 00:35:05 UTC

i want to meet satan.

preton September 6 2005, 01:14:03 UTC

Ask me for a salad with two dressings on the side, then.

pwaly September 6 2005, 05:02:53 UTC

HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's freakin hilarious sir!