THERE IS NO GOD
Yonge Street is fucked.
Also, it looks like York Youniversity's contract with Coca Cola expired this year.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?
-Good old Epicurus.
Since everyone's probably heard that one already, here's a lulzier one:
To say Atheism is a faith is like saying not collecting stamps is a hobby. Or bald is a hair color.
-Annoymous (I know what I said)
Also, God has a message for you here:
"Nietzsche is dead. HEHEHEHE."