Actin' Afool in the Cafe - Part 2
Annnnnnnd another thing!!!
Don't fucking make your children order for you. Seriously, your obnoxiously high pile of magazines can wait three seconds while you order your drink. Making your child come up and try to remember "Small Wet Cappuccino with nonfat milk". And yes, I will roll my eyes at you if you you finally pry your ass out of the leather chair to complain because your six-year-old didn't order your beverage correctly. Jesus.
Secondly, we can't read minds. If you forget to order decaf, nonfat, etc, that's fine. But you don't have the right to snap at us and be rude.
Losers of the day:
Today, these two guys came up. One ordered a large coffee, and the other ordered a medium mocha. When Nick gave them the total ($4-something), and the first guy was like, "Five bucks for a cup of coffee?" Apparently, they wanted to pay separately. Not a big deal, but he was a total ass about it. So then I get him his coffee, and he's like "That was SUPPOSED to be iced." So I make him an iced coffee instead. Then I start on the mocha. The second guy sees me pouring the espresso, and he barks out "That IS decaf, right?" Thankfully, the espresso hadn't poured out yet, so I had the chance to fix it. And to top it all off, mocha dude was paying with a $5 Borders Bonus coupon, which is like a $5 coupon. It says right on the receipt that no change or credit can be given. So this idiot starts asking for his $1.25 in change. I point out that the coupon says no change can be given. He gets mad and makes us call a manager, who comes to the cafe and tells him exactly the same thing. Assholes. Seriously.
Don't fucking make your children order for you. Seriously, your obnoxiously high pile of magazines can wait three seconds while you order your drink. Making your child come up and try to remember "Small Wet Cappuccino with nonfat milk". And yes, I will roll my eyes at you if you you finally pry your ass out of the leather chair to complain because your six-year-old didn't order your beverage correctly. Jesus.
Secondly, we can't read minds. If you forget to order decaf, nonfat, etc, that's fine. But you don't have the right to snap at us and be rude.
Losers of the day:
Today, these two guys came up. One ordered a large coffee, and the other ordered a medium mocha. When Nick gave them the total ($4-something), and the first guy was like, "Five bucks for a cup of coffee?" Apparently, they wanted to pay separately. Not a big deal, but he was a total ass about it. So then I get him his coffee, and he's like "That was SUPPOSED to be iced." So I make him an iced coffee instead. Then I start on the mocha. The second guy sees me pouring the espresso, and he barks out "That IS decaf, right?" Thankfully, the espresso hadn't poured out yet, so I had the chance to fix it. And to top it all off, mocha dude was paying with a $5 Borders Bonus coupon, which is like a $5 coupon. It says right on the receipt that no change or credit can be given. So this idiot starts asking for his $1.25 in change. I point out that the coupon says no change can be given. He gets mad and makes us call a manager, who comes to the cafe and tells him exactly the same thing. Assholes. Seriously.