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[pretenshi]

I return, my lovely brawlers. Don't ask where, and don't look at what is beneath your bed tonight. Nothing of interest lies therein.

How are you idiots doing? Have a pathetic attempt at smalltalk.

For those, sadly misinformed, the name is Niou Masaharu. Keeper to the one you all know as Beloved 'Kayamoroll, or Akaya. Whatever. NICE TO MEET YOU. I

Comments

[studylicious]

I'm fairly certain there's nothing under my bed!

[curry_thief]

Ah, it was a figure of speech Estelle.

[studylicious]

...oh! Um. Then what did he mean if he didn't mean so literally?

[curry_thief]

I think he meant that by returning, we should all be on our guard, but that it would be pointless to expect him in the normal places a creeper like him would be.

... or something like that.

[studylicious]

...a creeper? Does he do creepy things? Where do you think he might hide then?

[curry_thief]

... no, maybe he actually creeps and crawls along ceilings and stuff.

... HE MIGHT BE ABOVE YOU RIGHT NOW.

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[studylicious]

[studylicious]

H-he can crawl on the ceiling?!

W-What do I do if he's above me?! I don't want to look!

[curry_thief]

He just might be able to!

You're right, don't look Estelle! If you look into his eyes you might turn into a bugbear! Or he could steal your soul! Quick, hide!

[studylicious]

I didn't think that was humanly possible!

I don't want to turn into a bugbear or lose my soul! I-I don't know where to hide though!

[curry_thief]

He might not be human!

Anything Estelle, anything! Hurry! He could be closing in on you! He might be over your shoulder right now!!

[studylicious]

N-not human?!

Oh, no! I heard something! What if it's him? I still don't know where to hide!

[curry_thief]

He could be a whole new species of monsters called Creepers!

Close your eyes, run for the door! Where are you? I'll come save you!

[studylicious]

I've never heard of those before!

O-okay! I'm at the inn! In my room!

[curry_thief]

Oh that's right, you're next door.

Run for the door Estelle, run for the door!

[studylicious]

Oh, yes! I'd forgotten as well! You're safe from him, aren't you, Yuri?

Okay! I'm going!