十六 // 1, 2, 3, 4

[pretecorrotto]

Need:
Cigarettes
Tissues
Cigarettes
Pain Meds
Beer
Cigarettes
Beer
Giant cage for herd of cats roaming around

I can't fucking breathe. Apple, if you bring back one more goddamn animal, it will be the last thing you ever do.

Comments

[smokesordie]

Have you really been reduced to threatening children, or is that how you display affection? If so, you're doing it wrong.

[pretecorrotto]

I'm threatening the person responsible for turning this house into a zoo.

I don't do affection.

[smokesordie]

Who just so happens to be a kid.

Sure, sure.

[pretecorrotto]

I'm not going to take pity on him because he's a kid. Brat can't bring home every fuzzy thing he sees.

The day you see me being all touchy-feely and shit is the day I put a bullet in my brain.

[smokesordie]

Gee, yeah. I'd hate to see what happened if someone got your bad side.